The harness I got for my dog is more on par with a flak jacket.
Axel The Englishman
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Anyone ever noticed that the antagonists of every story always get the coolest shit?
What if we... combined Take On Mars, and Arma 3 together? >IDEA<
Deer = Forest Dog. Seal = Water Dog. Snake = Slinky Dog. Bunny = Fluffy Dog. Dog = Dog Dog.
Guy kills a spider and I'm here like "YOU MURDERER!"
People! I have an urgent message from the Higher-Ups!
People, people. Can we tone down on these posts about us wishing terrible fates upon people we don't know?
Well then.... I just watched some weird-arse ad.
May the Fourth be with you, neeeeerds.
Who wants to get SCIENCED! today?
Whoever posts above me is a dummy, no exceptions.
Did you lot know that there's a frog that breaks it's own toes and sticks the edges through it's skin to defend itself? Fucking hardcore.
Math? It ain't Mathematic. It's MathematicS.
Just blood, sweat, and tears? Why not include all the other bodily fluids too?
So why is right called right? Is left some sort of taboo then?
Time to delve back into Tumblr to restore my faith in humanity. Wink.
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the three, I like good crumpets and I like good tea, took so many leaves you wouldn't believe..
When you're RPs are dying and you're out of Stimpaks.
That moment, when people start playing the pronoun game and expect you to know the answer.
HELP! I'VE FALLEN OVER, AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET BACK UP
Sitting in a corner, BECAUSE I CAN. REBEL, I AM.
WEEKEND. IS. NEARLY. HEEEERE.
Attention all personnel! You are all fired. Have a nice day.
Scientific Fact of The Day: Bananas are classed as berries, whilst Strawberries are excluded from this category in a botanical sense.
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
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