What's with all these grandams sending in their Christmas cards with the tame as hell congratulations?
Where is all the creativity ?
I hope you are just as disappointed as I am ... with your promotion.
Do you get a batch of sacrificial interns?
Will you finally fulfill your desire to rename your brand into '2TuRu' - a right which has been taken from you that glorious week 2 years ago?
Congratulations with a site patch that made it live! This is all thankless work that goes unnoticed, underappreciated, and horribly misunderstood all too often.
Do you keep the interns in a fridge downstairs?