Cyoot profile picture! :3
-
I see, says the blind girl!
Little do you know, how I'm breaking while you fall asleep.
If age is an attitude, I need an attitude adjustment.
I jumped on a fireman while listening to Gangnam Style because I had an epiphany
Thank you for noticing this, your noticing has been noticed.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
Screw world peace, I want a pony.
Everyday, a grape licks a friendly cow.
I'm so blue, that I'm greener than purple.
Why is English so fun? "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life" Because this sentence makes perfect sense.
When I was little, "I'm gonna tell your mom", was the scariest sentence ever.
I'd never let my best friend do anything stupid. . . alone.
Dear stomach, you're bored. Not hungry. So shut up.
When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-FI. So people will visit more often.
On a scale of one to ten, which is your favorite shape of a vegetable?
*The prince jumps in after them*
This it is I the father of mamx! The king of cats! The prince of calicos!
This is your punishment for my boredom.
Shokugeki no Soma.
GLOMP! CHOMP!
Yo I'm bored. Fight me.
Ow, my notifs >.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hiiiii :3 -Pokes-
You're so cute. And blew up my notifications with all those likes. XD -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…