"Why are you awake? it's three jn the morning." Asks the person who is ALSO awake at three in the morning.
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When I was younger, I felt like 20$ was 100$. But now, I feel like 20$ is 1$...
Anyone here watch a funny movie after watching a scary one to reduce nightmares?...No?....
I hate it when waiters ask, "Are you done with that?" when the plate is clear. I'm like,"Nah...do you want me to eat the damn plate, too?"
If somebody farts, they didn't. Their butthole just liked you so much that it sent you a flying kiss.
Please entertain Ami-chan, she is bored to death...
As I grew older, I finally knew that pleasing people is very, VERY hard. Now, I found out that pissing them off is a billion times easier
When you want to slap someone, just do it and say, "Mosquito".
meow. Thanks for liking 21 posts if me in 2 minutes.
Wanna rp
Yay *bunny hops*
Thanks for the follow love!
...Sometimes I wished that I was a bird, so I could fly above certain people...and poop on them. :3
...Don't text me while I'm texting you, Goddammit, now I have to change my whole text...
Thanks for the follow :p
...With great power, comes a great electricity bill.
...It takes skill to choke on air, fall upstairs and trip over completely nothing....I have that holy skill...
...*Lays down on the floor, face-flat*...I claim this holy floor, in the name of Otaku Paradise...
*Lays face-flat on the floor*....I claim this holy floor to be mine...
...The moment where you stare at your test paper thinking, "Da fuq is this sh!t?!"...
...Peace is not a place where there is no war. Peace means being in a war, but still being calm in your heart...
...Peace is not the place where there is no wae. Peace means to be in the midst of those, and still be calm in your heart...
The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, The demons run in circles, round and round inside my head.
...I'm not crazy, my reality is just...different than yours...
Hey, remember our RP? -
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