If you wanna watch a horror movie but can’t decide what to watch just search “sorority chants” on youtube you’re welcome
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Billie Eilish: (breathes)
14 year old white girl: oMg I RelaTe To tHat
如果你們再敢不尊重我，我就用我的兩隻噁心的手掐死你們
A song
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If u tap ur left buttcheek while pulling your right ear your eyes will take a screenshot
Carly Rae Jepsen
Oranges: 9/10
Orange-flavored candy: 2/10
Reinhard von Lohengramm, Kaiser of the Galactic Empire and Supreme Fleet Admiral, sits in the Imperial Flagship Brünhild, confident in his victory in the upcoming battle against the Free Planets Alliance and, more importantly, against Yang Wen-Li.
update: asked my aunt for a zyrtec and she gave me a zantac
Inject Zyrtec directly into the bloodstream
to all my pa folks:
wawa > sheetz
My phone after I take it off the charger
German humor is no laughing matter
Name a celebrity you would drop kick in exchange for a Lamborghini.
The only reason I go to Smash tournaments is so I can fling tiny hotel soap bars among the contestants much like a farmer throwing chicken feed to his prized fowl.
The Snapchat discovery page is the worst thing I have ever laid my lookers on.
There is nothing wrong with one-liner rps.
I need Marie Kondo to come help me clean up my act.
if thanos snaps at olive garden, are the unlimited breadsticks still unlimited? -
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