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If you was to ask for the real Flowiest D to please stand up,
It would be me who types that I stood up
If you was to ask for the real Flowiest D to please stand up,
It would be me who types that I stood up
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Men’s hearts are like hard boiled eggs
The best part about using a flamethrower in a dirty place is knowing all the cockroaches are burnt alive and feel pain, fuck Cockroaches.
With all my hairs turning white I may as well just shave my beard and audition for the role of sakata gintoki.
Dad?
my Family has evolved into lifeforms that subsist on fortnight, no need for food... water...
FUCKING BEAT SABER!! VR games have finally got something worth it!
I don’t really have a circle of friends anymore, loyalty doesn’t have much of a shape
A group of 3 yakuza failed their boss for the last time. After messing up an important job, the boss gave them 2 choices: honorably commit suicide, or go to Thailand to get a sex reassignment surgery in order to become "female" idols. After a gruesome year training to become idols, they successfully debut, with overwhelming popularity, much to their dismay. This is where their tragedy truly begins.
*explodes*
HELLO
No one would trust the new smart TV from Nintendo
Adore you Dingo-
Oi people who’ve never met me.
Wish me luck, I’ve spent all morning handing in resumes and trying to sound super friendly and chill
I have a urge to buy and eat fifty dollars worth of sushi
If you YouTube yourself playing fortnight while screaming like something is crawling around inside of you,
I hate you.
For some reason my brother watches you with the volume turned up real loud...
I used to think those minecraft youtubers are pure cringe. Maybe it’s just a majority of YouTube is trash, but I’ve never wanted to punch someone I’ve never met more
It’s all over
but the crying,
And nobody’s crying but me
Friends all over, know I’m trying
To forget about how much I care for you
It’s all over,
but the dreaming
Poor little dreams
That keep trying to come true
I’m so confident eating out I use chopsticks.
“I hate you fantasy me! You enjoy all the stuff I want”
*Coughs all her sickness onto this page*
I’ve been so sick I thought the cast of the avengers would come in costume to visit me.
I made 40 dollars in less then a hour.
If only I worked all day...
My phone keeps buzzing and vibrating as if someone is txting me but the Thing is downright ridiculous and it seems I hate androids
Instead of taking a picture of the burger, you rhymed about it. Do you know how sad I am?
My potatoes brings all the boys to the kitchen
damn right,
(it may be a fairly ordinary to add milk salt and butter with a adequate amount of mashing...)
It’s better than yours
Jump force looks like it could be fun -
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