dreams are so weird bc you can wake up fully convinced your grandfather, who died 13 years ago, is alive and well, and has been hiding in the basement you never had.
Necromantic
You faker than some Sweet 'N Low 26 From participating McDonalds near you.
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Lettuce, tomato, onion?
I like traps but I already knew I was gay.
I love your signature.
"you just lost a customer"
then leave
hi welcome to dollar general, im the resident floor gremlin
tried to pick up my jacket
my jacket meowed
turns out it was just my jack
"walmart giftcards dont have an expiration date, im just a dumbass"- an autobiography by me
"yeehaw" i yell as i slowly transform into a popsicle, fulfilling the long foretold prophecy.
can anything really be too bad of an idea if you can get your moms permission to do it?
weeb
ah, its highly unpleasant to wake up in a puddle of your own blood
if flat is justice, then i sure know a lot of women who are criminals.
What's the origin of your sig? Just curious.
im a leg guy, meaning the more legs you have, the more attracted i am.
popcorn or, as i like to call it, corn's fluffy internal organs
merry bitchmas
break the laws to hurt somebody? no, ill hurt you with the laws. i dont need to stoop to your basic bitch levels of injury.
if you find a credit card in your wallet, its probably mine.
im great at multitasking. i can look at clothes AND hate my own fashion sense AT THE SAME TIME!
im just saying only having one kidney is a good way to dissuade people from trying to sell your organs
Is your new title a reference to the vocaloid song 'NOVOCAINE' by any chance?
thats not water damage, just blood
i might not be your best friend but i COULD be your contract killer
adult content not allowed on tumblr? guess that means i cant go on there, for i am an adult. what if i post about taxes? -
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