Idea

There’s a certain irony in how much of gardening involves killing plants.

Long time no see old friend

A small warning to anyone I should have warned and still forgot: I will be gone on a trip for a couple weeks. Internet access is likely to be highly limited during this time.

Muffi Leopard-Drake to avoid derailing the thread I'll ask here, wasn't dragon lance a setting?

Before the day is over…

happy birthday to me

And another year passes.

I’ll need to switch profile pic when I get home, but happy new year everyone!

I wish everyone of you a merry Christmas!

Just saw a lost dog. It was similar to ones I recognized and its collar looked ripped at the seams. It was just wandering about everyone so I tried keeping at distance while seeing where it went and checking if I spot anyone who could be looking for it nearby. Had to get back home after I lost sight it, but hope it’ll be alright. It is probably someone’s pet. I feel bad but not sure what else I could’ve done. If anyone knows anything else I could have done, I’d love to hear your thoughts so I can keep them in mind next time.

Just to be clear it’s not like I was expecting a lost dog to show up, especially not one of that breed (last I saw a missing poster was months ago and a completely different type of dog).

Happy spoopy Halloween folks!

"Sir, I don't think you understand. To apply to a job at this clinic you need at least 5 years of experience and you just got your degree."
"Well, I've worked as an armchair psychologist since I was 13."

That awkward moment when you curse autocorrect and then realize it was your brain that autocorrected.

A few years ago, a prompt was issued in RPN for a mini-project, to follow Inktober. Since not everyone is an artist however, the prompt was to change one's profile picture each day to match the day's theme. I did that a couple of times and this year I will attempt it again.

To anyone else who may be interested, here is the list for 2024 (found here)

Hello old friend

*first manned rocket to Mars misses it*

*scientist turns to guy next to him*

"Larry, did you remember to carry the 1?"

May I ask how you have gained the title of Pun Tyrant?

I'd post something in owo speech if I wanted to

but I don't want to
so here take this

If I had a nickel for every time someone asking if there's a pokemon-related RP in the group section while there's an RP of the exact kind they want visible from the front page since yesterday, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

I wish everyone a happy Easter!

Hi. I’m a cat wandering through your profile. Meow!
Just a friendly reminder that the BB codes on your About page seems to be broken >_<

Clearly communicating what you want is important. At the same time though, when you get too explicit things can start sounding like exam questions.

“Did you have fun today? Please elaborate. Name three things you enjoyed. What would you want to perhaps improve for the next instance of hanging out?” (“Did you have fun today?”)

“Considering Mark was hospitalized until recently, what do you believe is the current status of his mental and physical well-being?” (“How’s Mark doing?”)

I am once again requesting you to make pun

Hello therr

It's a little funny how RPN now seeming tracks the time of posting based on the time you opened the thread, and tells you "you will make this post...IN THE FUTURE!"