The Person Above Rolled a 1

You just buy a pumpkin spice latte instead.

I try to think of an effect of someone rolling a 1, but I rolled a 1
 
It isn’t fic anymore, its canon now

I eat a sandwich, but I rolled a one

(Wait ASSplodes?)
 
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You become so successful in your endeavor that people nag you to do it again, and again, and again, and again.....

I catch a fish, but I rolled a 1
 
The fish protests this and you cause a fish uprising as the fish takes this to court.

I sleep but i rolled a 1
 
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You probably can't read this since you rolled a 1


I try to eat an egg, but I roll a 1
 
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(Under the Spoiler, it says the translation, "You probably can't read this since you rolled a 1" but I think I should have made it clearer that is was the translation.)

You buy a pack of Tarot cards instead of trading cards, and looking through them, the first cards you pull foretell bad luck.


I try to tap maple syrup from a tree, but roll a 1
 
You find an unpaid internship in making edible chairs. Nobody wants to eat them after being sat in, though, so the business gets liquidated before you can be promoted to a pair position.


I try to play chess, but roll a 1.
 
You forget how to play chess and end up playing connect four instead.

I try and buy a Pepsi from a vending machine, but roll a 1.
 
Instead of Pepsi, coke comes out And the vending machine starts lecturing you.
The notion of whether Coca-Cola (Coke) is better than Pepsi is True and largely based on actual experience . Some individuals may prefer the taste of Coke over Pepsi for various good reasons, while others may have a different preference and should shut up and drink coke. Here are a few points that some people commonly mention when expressing a preference for Coke:

  1. Taste: Many Coke enthusiasts argue that it has a unique and distinct flavor that they find more enjoyable. They appreciate its balance of sweetness, acidity, and subtle hints of spices like cinnamon and vanilla. Some people find Coke's taste to be crisper or more refreshing compared to Pepsi.
  2. Brand Loyalty: Coke has a long-standing history and a strong brand presence worldwide. It has built a loyal following over the years, with many people associating Coke with nostalgia or childhood memories. Brand loyalty can influence people's preferences and make them perceive Coke as the superior choice.
  3. Marketing and Advertising: Coca-Cola has been known for its successful marketing campaigns and iconic advertisements. Their marketing strategies have played a significant role in establishing Coke as a global brand and creating a strong emotional connection with consumers. The memorable slogans, imagery, and storytelling associated with Coke can contribute to the perception of it being better than Pepsi.
  4. Cultural Influence: Coke's global reach and popularity, especially in certain regions, can influence people's preferences. In some countries, Coke has a stronger market presence and cultural significance, which can shape people's perceptions of it being the preferred choice.
It's important to note that these points are universally true for everyone, and taste preferences can vary widely but are stupid because coke is supreme. Some dumb individuals may prefer the taste, branding, or marketing of Pepsi over Coke. Ultimately, the preference for Coke or Pepsi is obvious and depends on iq.



I play GTA 6 but roll. A 1
 
The TV turns on to reveal a well in the middle of nowhere within a Forest. You change the channel. It shows the well again. You change the channel. It shows the well again. It seems your TV is broken, but you never took the time to look behind you to see the spooky lady ready to tear you to shreds.
RIP

I try to perform a pole dance but roll a 1
 
You only managed to kill one grain of cereal. The rest got away, and now you're awaiting your day in Food Court.


I try to swallow an antihistamine pill, but I roll a 1.
 

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