Next Letter Convo

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Zany when you get to know him, but rather shy and quiet is my best guess on his personality.


Yeah! We got through the alphabet!


Xander did sway us from the topic, though.


We did pretty well, nonetheless.


Very well, I might say.


Under the circumstances, that was actually pretty incredible.


Touch and go for some parts of it, though this was expected.


Seriously, this was pretty fun.


Right you are, this was very entertaining.


Quite so.


Perfect for a good couple of days of diversions.


Of course it is, just look at the format.


No, I didn't like it.


My fist needs to be introduced to your face.


Lightly please, old sport.


Kill him for that!


Joking, joking, just do what you want.


Inside the laws, of course.


Hell no, illegality is king!


Get that law abider, rip his eyes out!


For crying out loud, could you be a little less violent in your reactions?


Especially when it comes to hitting people.


Don't count on pacifism saving you.


Captain America will, though.


Buzz off, he's not real.


Actually, he's right behind you...

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I have no idea why I did that, but it was fun.

 

[JokerValentine]

Alright you know what?


Bean head, listen up.


Certainly you can't be playin this shit right now.


Don't even try to argue against me.


Else it'll be bad.


Fezzes I will fold you like a piece of paper.


Goddamn who cares that we strayed?


Having fun is what it is all about.


I think you are just severely uptight.


Just an observation, though.


Killing one's vibe should be crime.


Literally all you had to do was not complain.


Maybe, just start a NEW ALPHABET story.


Now, you just gon' get roasted boi.


Onyx-looking daffidodil-sniffing,


Peacock-headed bowl of chili!


Quandries are so many with your hairstyle, makes me completely nauseous.


Really should change it.


Seriously.


Then, you can get your weave did.


Until then, you a pokemon.


Very much like Onyx, or maybe Charizard, or I dunno.


Whatever, loser. I just roasted you.


X-rays show that the heat fractured ya bones, boi.


You won't ever be the same, nor will Xander.


Zooming away now, as my work is done.


@Fezzes

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

You missed E.

 

[JokerValentine]

You missed E.

E isn't a letter of the alphabet

 

[Grimmlock]

Are we starting from the beginning again

 

[JokerValentine]

Boi don't make me roast your ass

 

[Grimmlock]

Can't do better than me, you sweet potato!

 

[JokerValentine]

Donkey-eared, Pygmalion-esque weeb.

 

[Grimmlock]

Eternity passed before I can came up with a better roast.

 

[JokerValentine]

Figures, considering you on the ropes fam

 

[Grimmlock]

Good theory, but I think I have s better one.

 

[JokerValentine]

Ha.


I don't think so, as I am breaking the rules like I'm breaking you down boiiiiiiiii

 

[Grimmlock]

Joke's on you, you've actually been roasting Dwayne Johnson this whole time.

 

[JokerValentine]

Killing the vibe with your wrasslin memes.

 

[Grimmlock]

Learning that I'm killing the vibe makes sad.

 

[JokerValentine]

Maybe you need to learn how to make things lit fam

 

[Grimmlock]

Not if I sexually identify as a bionicle.

 

[JokerValentine]

Oh boy that's a tough move m8

 

[Grimmlock]

Pranked m8, I actually sexually identify as Antarctica.

 

[JokerValentine]

Quite a surprise! I can't believe that you got me with your social experiment

 

[Grimmlock]

Right you are! It seems to get most people, though.

 

[JokerValentine]

So tired, might go to sleep

 

[Grimmlock]

Tired is a word that describes many, current company included.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Undoubtedly, that was one of the greatest examples of alphabetical conversation in the known universe.