You've just adopted the avatar above you. What's the first thing you do together as a new family?

[noctysapra]

Omg I get a cat?! Sweet!!

 

[DarkKitsune]

Take you to a zoo.

 

[Megilagor]

I adopt the person above, and show them the most mystical places in this world while singing shanties and eating local food made by me.
Essentially world wide below the night sky camping trip of most mystical/pretty places of nature.

 

[Superfly47]

Conquer the world together.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Cause mayhem on a comical level.

 

[Megilagor]

Throw you in a bathtub full of catnip, with a big barrel of munchies to the side, and i will just watch the world burn from there.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Terrorize Walmart shoppers together

 

[Superfly47]

Go hunting for mice. Well...you hunt, I watch you hunt.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Go hunting for mice. Well...you hunt, I watch you hunt.

Well that won’t be fun

 

[Manchae]

A nice bath

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Seeing your favorite K pop idol

 

[Idea]

I guess I pet it while researching how to handle a cat.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

try to carry around a teddy bear and a human at the same time before giving up and lugging you around in a shopping cart

 

[Chielite]

I tell him to get a job because I can't affort to feed the both of us.

 

[Idea]

take them somewhere I can get an icepack for whatever caused those bandages.

 

[ArchieTheFel]

We're going directly to Spirit Halloween. And I am buying them whatever animatronic they set their eyes on.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

idk. I pet you and hope you don’t put a spell on me with those eyes

 

[Kaiju Cat]

make sure that I’m the cat boss

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

give you spoons

 

[Kaiju Cat]

give you spoons

Just be sure they ain’t stands but I’ll give you Oreos any flavor of your choice. ( The cinnamon roll one was the best sadly it was a limited edition)

 

[ArchieTheFel]

This is not a part of the thread....THE SPOON CAT IS GONE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Just be sure they ain’t stands but I’ll give you Oreos any flavor of your choice. ( The cinnamon roll one was the best sadly it was a limited edition)

I guess now I'd simply buy you a nice cat tree, and some nice cat toys, and you'd live out your days in a quiet, loving home.

 

[Idea]

Probably get an exorcist, they look possessed in the most literal sense

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Take you to to build a bear and a cafe

 

[ArchieTheFel]

Give you a nice big cardboard box to sit in.