You've just adopted the avatar above you. What's the first thing you do together as a new family?

[Kaiju Cat]

go on a spoon stealing mission with you

If it’s involving stand using shenanigans count me in.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

If it’s involving stand using shenanigans count me in.

sure if you want

 

[Kaiju Cat]

sure if you want

Yay! I’ll buy you some ice cream if you like ice creamz

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Yay! I’ll buy you some ice cream if you like ice creamz

yezz plsss

 

[RulerOfChad]

The first thing I would do is offer you this noose I'm holding. I don't know any better I'm just a dog (An evil dog)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

The first thing I would do is offer you this noose I'm holding. I don't know any better I'm just a dog (An evil dog)

give you unlimited access to kibble and watch courage the cowardly dog with you. (Evil dog, you)

 

[RulerOfChad]

Chase you around and steal your spoon. (You cat)

 

[Caedes_]

Take you on a boat trip

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

take off your mask

 

[RulerOfChad]

Give you three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes or for love.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Give you three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes or for love.

as (currently) an aroace, I'm completely fine with this. As long as I can have my garlic bread..

 

[RulerOfChad]

Regretfully inform them that unfortunately Garlic bread is against the rules

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Regretfully inform them that unfortunately Garlic bread is against the rules

cry

 

[RulerOfChad]

Inform them that I am a mind reader and that I 100% predicted that they were going to post that.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

cries

 

[RulerOfChad]

Laughs maniacly and proceeds to eat garlic bread without sharing any

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

asks to give me some

 

[RulerOfChad]

Thinks it over.......................................................................................

Spoiler

No

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

asks nicely to please give me garlic bread or i will go invade denmark

 

[RulerOfChad]

Offers to help invade Denmark and if successful with give a piece of garlic bread.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

brings you to invade denmark. Oh wait do you have any friends that are aroace? I have an enby toric and a ftm gay friend *casually cries*

 

[RulerOfChad]

Slaughters innocent Danish people. Not yet, most of my friends are cis/bi, Demigender gay over here myself.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

eats a danish and cries

 

[RulerOfChad]

Finishes invading Denmark and offers a piece of garlic bread to go with the Danish person's head.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

eat garlic bread before raiding the store and stealing all of their garlic bread