problems disorder
i don't know why i'm like This™ either
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so i am exceptionally, exceedingly, and maybe even embarrassingly upset about the recent anipoké news. i am. devastated. gutted. it's fucking heart wrenching i'm like more upset than i should be over an anime i haven't been current with for several years. but my fossil records also date me back to an era where my first introduction to pokémon was the wbkids block and i can vividly remember the bus commercial, the jelly jars, and the pop-tarts.
so. you know. maybe i'm going through it. maybe this geriatric senior citizen has just been too intertwined with pokémon her whole damn life.
which means hey rpn, who the fuck is up for some pokémon adventures?
genuinely i'm up for anything you'd like to throw at me. canon, oc, canonxoc, old games, new games, you name it. i'll name some of my favorites down below but honestly just hit me with whatever you might be vibing with because i'm just here for some good old fashioned pokémon adventures.
pokémon channel
⠀⠀easily one of my favorite games. would love for some sort of slice of life nonsense. we could also add this on to other games or regions if you'd like, or aren't interested in it for your side. the biggest plot idea i have for it (and is used in an instance where we're mostly using it for my side) is my oc being the protagonist of pokémon channel and sometimes being shipped with adult versions of one of the pallet boys (be it gary or ash) but i'd love to do anything with this game as it's genuinely underrated[/list]
pokémon colosseum / xd: gale of darkness
⠀⠀probably my favorite pokemon game(s) hands down period no questions asked. orre is a phenomenal region and coloxd is just so damn good i'm like forever upsetti that gamefreak and nintendo have Negative interest in ever doing something with orre or like orre again. fucking criminal. i will happily write wes for you if that's what you want, we could explore team snagem stuff, we can do whatever man. i'd love to do something in coloxd[/list]
pokémon ranger
⠀⠀i only ever finished the first one but i LOVED that game. can u tell i'm a spin offs bitch. askjdhfg but ranger was so good and introduced such a fun new like career path in that universe (to go along w trainer, breeder, coordinator, etc) and i'd be happy to explore something w ranger if you'd like[/list]
pokémon sun and moon
⠀⠀easily one of my favorite of the main lines esp since orange islands was my fave anime arc as a kid. and this is just. the orange islands game i never got. i'm super hopeless lesbian mode about lillie and would love lillie x my f!oc if ur down. i'd be happy to write whoever in exchange (tho i may need to brush up on them. i like blitzed this game when it came out and then haven't picked it up since haha oops)[/list]
pokémon adventures on the orange islands
⠀⠀like i said its my fave anime arc. i dont have much more for u other than that [/list]
pokémon heroes
⠀⠀my favorite pokemon movie it's the best one no i will not be taking criticism at this time i'm sensitive. (and also freaking my bean that they made a point in that teaser of the farewell season having ASH AND LATIAS???? AAA) idk what i'd even do with this other than most of my ocs come from alto mare bc im a one trick predictable pony in love with alto mare as a location. we could talk it out if u like heroes too bc i'd be so down to do something with this i just. dont know what we'd do with this aksjdfh[/list]
pokémon the first movie
⠀⠀idk im just listing it bc its good. and im sad about ash and pika. and it's so fucking good[/list]
detective pikachu (game & movie)
⠀⠀i am forever fucking upset that we will likely not get a second movie or game. we were robbed. i was robbed. someone was robbed and at bare minimum it was me and my ds cartridge. i cant believe they LEFT THE GAME ON A CLIFF HANGER its fine i'm fine i'm so fine. anyway. we can do something with this if you'd like, or if you just wanna kiss pokéverse!ryan reynolds i can absolutely write harry for you[/list]
favorite regions:
⠀⠀orre, johto, sinnoh, hoenn, alola. would love to just go thru a region on an adventure or follow the plot of a game. i love other regions too i was just trying to narrow it down instead of saying almost all of them askjdhfg.[/list]
as of yet mentioned games:
⠀⠀yes i've played pla, scvi, and mystery dungeon (though only the first), no i haven't played conquest, pokken, or battle revolution
i loved let's go pikachu and eevee (partly bc i loved yellow twenty years prior), gen 4 is my favorite graphics/art direction wise, and i liked that frlg added the sevii islands i thought that was fun. i still haven't played the delta episode of oras and im honestly disappointed in myself about it[/list]
favorite movies:
⠀⠀heroes, the first movie, detective pikachu, 2000, 4ever, 3, destiny deoxys, jirachi wish maker, lucario and the mystery of mew[/list]
alright i think that's all i've got for you. feel free to reach out if you're interested! my pms are always open, and we can take it to discord after that if you prefer those over pms. for the truly brave and emotionally stable of us, i leave you with an all too relevant song that frankly? if the english dub doesn't use this i'm going to sue for negligence. but if they do use it i'll sue for emotional damages. lose-lose either way.
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i'm being so normal right now-- ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀
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so i am exceptionally, exceedingly, and maybe even embarrassingly upset about the recent anipoké news. i am. devastated. gutted. it's fucking heart wrenching i'm like more upset than i should be over an anime i haven't been current with for several years. but my fossil records also date me back to an era where my first introduction to pokémon was the wbkids block and i can vividly remember the bus commercial, the jelly jars, and the pop-tarts.
so. you know. maybe i'm going through it. maybe this geriatric senior citizen has just been too intertwined with pokémon her whole damn life.
which means hey rpn, who the fuck is up for some pokémon adventures?
genuinely i'm up for anything you'd like to throw at me. canon, oc, canonxoc, old games, new games, you name it. i'll name some of my favorites down below but honestly just hit me with whatever you might be vibing with because i'm just here for some good old fashioned pokémon adventures.
◓ late 20s, she/her, queer, tired, live in the gmt-7 zone, call me van (or crybaby i guess bc here we are folks)
◓ pls be 20+ yourself when contacting me
◓ i write third person present tense multipara, up to 3kw but who has the energy to put that out all the time?? not me, my average is solidly like. 600w. 1000wish for starters. i can go as low as 200w if we wanna do quickie fast paced replies, but my wc fluctuates like the rising tide and i don't expect you to like mirror me all the time. just write what you feel is necessary to the scene, smack enter, profit. we die like men (without spell checking) in this house
◓ quality > quantity 4evaaaa
◓ my triggers are: smoking, alcohol, drugs, substance abuse, addiction. don't mention em don't bring em up ic or ooc they're triggers my siblings in christ
◓ limits: ye olde nasty shit like incest, pedophilia, assault, bestiality what have thee. pls lmk know your triggers and/or limits are! i'm obviously very happy to respect them
◓ i like rpn private messages, private discord servers, email, and gdocs the most but like you can probably convince me to go anywhere that's not public. you want a private proboards site all to ourselves? say less
◓ i double! we're doubling, this is double town, population me (and hopefully you!)
◓ most of my my ships for my side are gonna be m x f with my oc as the f, but in a distinctly queer way if that makes sense or eases my fellow queers (a small few of my ships r fxf)
◓ speaking of queers you can ask for whatever you want on your side. nb? trans? f//, m//, ace?? ask and ye shall receive
◓ if we talked before and i bounced i got smacked exceptionally hard with the depresso espresso stick back in idk. spring? summer? it's been a rough year idk. it like wasn't you it was my fault entirely for not being able to engage with anyone socially suddenly and with no warning, and then having a bunch of shame about it. so like. if ur not angy about it you're welcome to poke me again, and i'll try to be better this time askjdfhg
◓ pls be 20+ yourself when contacting me
◓ i write third person present tense multipara, up to 3kw but who has the energy to put that out all the time?? not me, my average is solidly like. 600w. 1000wish for starters. i can go as low as 200w if we wanna do quickie fast paced replies, but my wc fluctuates like the rising tide and i don't expect you to like mirror me all the time. just write what you feel is necessary to the scene, smack enter, profit. we die like men (without spell checking) in this house
◓ quality > quantity 4evaaaa
◓ my triggers are: smoking, alcohol, drugs, substance abuse, addiction. don't mention em don't bring em up ic or ooc they're triggers my siblings in christ
◓ limits: ye olde nasty shit like incest, pedophilia, assault, bestiality what have thee. pls lmk know your triggers and/or limits are! i'm obviously very happy to respect them
◓ i like rpn private messages, private discord servers, email, and gdocs the most but like you can probably convince me to go anywhere that's not public. you want a private proboards site all to ourselves? say less
◓ i double! we're doubling, this is double town, population me (and hopefully you!)
◓ most of my my ships for my side are gonna be m x f with my oc as the f, but in a distinctly queer way if that makes sense or eases my fellow queers (a small few of my ships r fxf)
◓ speaking of queers you can ask for whatever you want on your side. nb? trans? f//, m//, ace?? ask and ye shall receive
◓ if we talked before and i bounced i got smacked exceptionally hard with the depresso espresso stick back in idk. spring? summer? it's been a rough year idk. it like wasn't you it was my fault entirely for not being able to engage with anyone socially suddenly and with no warning, and then having a bunch of shame about it. so like. if ur not angy about it you're welcome to poke me again, and i'll try to be better this time askjdfhg
pokémon channel
⠀⠀easily one of my favorite games. would love for some sort of slice of life nonsense. we could also add this on to other games or regions if you'd like, or aren't interested in it for your side. the biggest plot idea i have for it (and is used in an instance where we're mostly using it for my side) is my oc being the protagonist of pokémon channel and sometimes being shipped with adult versions of one of the pallet boys (be it gary or ash) but i'd love to do anything with this game as it's genuinely underrated[/list]
pokémon colosseum / xd: gale of darkness
⠀⠀probably my favorite pokemon game(s) hands down period no questions asked. orre is a phenomenal region and coloxd is just so damn good i'm like forever upsetti that gamefreak and nintendo have Negative interest in ever doing something with orre or like orre again. fucking criminal. i will happily write wes for you if that's what you want, we could explore team snagem stuff, we can do whatever man. i'd love to do something in coloxd[/list]
pokémon ranger
⠀⠀i only ever finished the first one but i LOVED that game. can u tell i'm a spin offs bitch. askjdhfg but ranger was so good and introduced such a fun new like career path in that universe (to go along w trainer, breeder, coordinator, etc) and i'd be happy to explore something w ranger if you'd like[/list]
pokémon sun and moon
⠀⠀easily one of my favorite of the main lines esp since orange islands was my fave anime arc as a kid. and this is just. the orange islands game i never got. i'm super hopeless lesbian mode about lillie and would love lillie x my f!oc if ur down. i'd be happy to write whoever in exchange (tho i may need to brush up on them. i like blitzed this game when it came out and then haven't picked it up since haha oops)[/list]
pokémon adventures on the orange islands
⠀⠀like i said its my fave anime arc. i dont have much more for u other than that [/list]
pokémon heroes
⠀⠀my favorite pokemon movie it's the best one no i will not be taking criticism at this time i'm sensitive. (and also freaking my bean that they made a point in that teaser of the farewell season having ASH AND LATIAS???? AAA) idk what i'd even do with this other than most of my ocs come from alto mare bc im a one trick predictable pony in love with alto mare as a location. we could talk it out if u like heroes too bc i'd be so down to do something with this i just. dont know what we'd do with this aksjdfh[/list]
pokémon the first movie
⠀⠀idk im just listing it bc its good. and im sad about ash and pika. and it's so fucking good[/list]
detective pikachu (game & movie)
⠀⠀i am forever fucking upset that we will likely not get a second movie or game. we were robbed. i was robbed. someone was robbed and at bare minimum it was me and my ds cartridge. i cant believe they LEFT THE GAME ON A CLIFF HANGER its fine i'm fine i'm so fine. anyway. we can do something with this if you'd like, or if you just wanna kiss pokéverse!ryan reynolds i can absolutely write harry for you[/list]
favorite regions:
⠀⠀orre, johto, sinnoh, hoenn, alola. would love to just go thru a region on an adventure or follow the plot of a game. i love other regions too i was just trying to narrow it down instead of saying almost all of them askjdhfg.[/list]
as of yet mentioned games:
⠀⠀yes i've played pla, scvi, and mystery dungeon (though only the first), no i haven't played conquest, pokken, or battle revolution
i loved let's go pikachu and eevee (partly bc i loved yellow twenty years prior), gen 4 is my favorite graphics/art direction wise, and i liked that frlg added the sevii islands i thought that was fun. i still haven't played the delta episode of oras and im honestly disappointed in myself about it[/list]
favorite movies:
⠀⠀heroes, the first movie, detective pikachu, 2000, 4ever, 3, destiny deoxys, jirachi wish maker, lucario and the mystery of mew[/list]
alright i think that's all i've got for you. feel free to reach out if you're interested! my pms are always open, and we can take it to discord after that if you prefer those over pms. for the truly brave and emotionally stable of us, i leave you with an all too relevant song that frankly? if the english dub doesn't use this i'm going to sue for negligence. but if they do use it i'll sue for emotional damages. lose-lose either way.
i'm being so normal right now-- ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
