you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Lovely depression]

kept pulling my tail

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Didn’t like when I pulled their tail

 

[Lovely depression]

complained to much

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Insulted my talkative personality

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Pretended to be a pikachu

 

[Lovely depression]

didnt purr when pet

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Again. Child. No

 

[Lovely depression]

again. father. no

 

[Ronsies]

Wouldn't let me see their other wing.

 

[Fist Full of Frogs]

Distracted me when I was driving, got me thrown into a Florida correctional facility.

Wouldn't let me see their other wing.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Distracted by how interesting you seem.

 

[Nicodemus.]

The hair! It just kept getting everywhere! Enough was enough.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Those wings they’re distracting!

 

[HumbugPie]

Constantly asks to be fed even though I gave them food just 5 minutes ago.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Lounging around not feeding me

 

[.Arteries.]

HAIR
ON
ALL
OF
MY
HOODIES
ALL OF THEM

 

[Kaiju Cat]

That nose enough said.

 

[HumbugPie]

That look of disdain.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

God DAMNIT THAT'S IT, I'M NOT CATCHING YOU AGAIN! FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO CATCH YOU WHILE YOU'RE FALLING THROUGH SPACE

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Get some damn color!

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Cat hair tastes bad Therefore you taste bad

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You’re a cat therefore taste bad too

 

[Rekai Leon]

Being high on catnip all the time.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

That fancy neck thing gets in the way I cANt hUG if SOmeTHinG is IN my WAy

 

[Rekai Leon]

Keep cutting my super expensive scarf off when I am sleeping so that he could hug me >_<