What is the avatar above you thinking?

"Wahaha! I, pikachu of the pikachu kingdom, am the ultimate being! No one will discover my true intentions of world domination as long as I sit and look pretty! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
 
"Nyah, yes. That's right. I'm adorable. Now kindly give me everything you own and hold dear. Yes, because I'm cute."
 
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... ( i can add the rest if you want. )
 
"The next person who tries to open me gets several paper-cuts to the face."
 
"Hmm? When did they get here? I wonder how long they've been standing there without me noticing ..."
 

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