Dede
McNugget
Tom
Well, maybe people on Mars didn’t do handshakes, but here on Planet Earth it was considered rude and uncouth to refuse one. Still Tom left his hand hanging in the air; he wasn’t one to give up that easily, nor was he accustomed to having his gentlemanly offer of friendship spurned. He believed his prospects of success to still be good, and if he did succeed, history was apt to remember him as the homo sapien who braved ‘first contact’ with a member of an alien species. Here would be the beginning of a fruitful intergalactic relationship, one which promised to abound in diplomatic good-will and technological innovation. Thanks to one Sir Thomas Bisley Earl of Chipping Campden and Lord of Westbrook, the human race at long last could set its sights on the stars, and commit itself to the exploration of brave new worlds.
‘You see here, lady,’ he said. ‘This? This is a hand, you see. And you’re supposed to shake it. Like so--’
He brought his other hand up to shake his own hand, pinching his palm between two fingers and pulling it stupidly, as an example to his alien visitor.
‘Your outfit is amazing, it's true,’ Tom said, after Dante’s comments, smiling cheekily. The odds of him being sarcastic were high, considering he was British. Then he turned to Stu who was struggling to hide his embarrassed face beside him. ‘You two’ll make great friends, I reckon. Sometimes this here bloke comes to school dressed as a furry!’
’I do NOT!’
’You do, too!’
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