We're going to make RP great again!

[Donald J Trump]

Congratulations, you're reading a post from Donald J Trump.


Look people, I know RP. Alright? I'M GOING TO MAKE RP GREAT AGAIN.


I know Morde and Wizard, okay? They love me. They say they don't, but they do.


Here's the thing. They're total lightweights. Moderators are all talk, no action. We need KILLERS in the RP community. I'm a killer. I'm a tough guy. I'm filthy rich. I know what I'm doing, alright?


WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A FIREWALL. It's going to be huge. It's going to be fantastic. And it's going to be beautiful, okay? People joining this site from all over the world, no regulation, no oversight. It's embarrassing. We need a leader who wrote "The art of the deal"


That's me. I get along with everybody. I win.

 

[The Forgotten Host]

Oh, I'm going to enjoy roleplay with you.


Still never voting for you buddy, though.

 

[The Forgotten Host]

But in all seriousness *raises vine glass* May your roleplay experiences be delightful and many.

 

[Mordecai]

I know who you are. Get back to your account.

 

[Kestrel]

This is pretty amusing. If you're actually new, welcome to RPN.

 

[Today]

Well, this is hilarious.