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Hello, (full name)
You have been drafted.
You might be confused, so let me elaborate.
Hi, I'm Carlyle, CEO of the Technology Draft law that has been put into place around the time you were born. When you were born, your parents signed a contract that stated if there were ever a need with defending our country, we'd draft you in. Recently, an unknown facility has been dropping random and strange cartridges of unknown gases that have been mutating animals all over the globe, and we are in desperate need of your help. You're probably wondering why we aren't requesting the military's help, it's because we do things... differently here. We have been working on something that'll change the way our world dramatically!
We have been watching you for a while now ever since we saw you playing video games and we have been inspired. How? You might ask. We can transform humans into the character they play on their phones, PC, Xbox, Nintendo, computers, etc. This is why I'm giving you this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to assist us, me, in fact. Giving you and some others this crazy advantage over these mutant animals could possibly help wipe them out because their growth is not slowing down, we've been getting many reports of them.
So, will you help? Not that you have a choice :]
I'll be sending someone to get you tomorrow at Midnight. I've already informed your parents.
See you then.
- Carlyle.
You have been drafted.
You might be confused, so let me elaborate.
Hi, I'm Carlyle, CEO of the Technology Draft law that has been put into place around the time you were born. When you were born, your parents signed a contract that stated if there were ever a need with defending our country, we'd draft you in. Recently, an unknown facility has been dropping random and strange cartridges of unknown gases that have been mutating animals all over the globe, and we are in desperate need of your help. You're probably wondering why we aren't requesting the military's help, it's because we do things... differently here. We have been working on something that'll change the way our world dramatically!
We have been watching you for a while now ever since we saw you playing video games and we have been inspired. How? You might ask. We can transform humans into the character they play on their phones, PC, Xbox, Nintendo, computers, etc. This is why I'm giving you this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to assist us, me, in fact. Giving you and some others this crazy advantage over these mutant animals could possibly help wipe them out because their growth is not slowing down, we've been getting many reports of them.
So, will you help? Not that you have a choice :]
I'll be sending someone to get you tomorrow at Midnight. I've already informed your parents.
See you then.
- Carlyle.