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Fantasy Welcome to the Pantheon (Reboot - Always Accepting!)

Safety Hammer

A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
Once upon a time, the worship of multiple gods was a strange thing. Stories and fables were told of their exploits and their children. They were fabulous beings indeed, each with their own flaws and strengths. But with the expansion of technology and reason in the world, they were regarded as false, and belief in said gods ceased.


But the gods themselves never left...
 
"MACARIA OPEN UP IM BOOOOOOOORED!!!" Virian said, banging on her door. Del was on vacation in the Bahamas, and he needed someone to entertain him.


@FireMaiden
 
FireMaiden said:
She sighed, adjusted glasses, and opened the door a crack, "You grope without permission, I will give you a godly std."
"Okay. I brought some iced tea and whiskey if you wanted to play video games or something."
 
[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]"Okay. I brought some iced tea and whiskey if you wanted to play video games or something."

[/QUOTE]
She opened the door, "Come in."
 
[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]"Thanks. Del is coming back from the Bahamas today, and I'm bored."

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"Del?" Macaria asked with a cocked eyebrow.
 
There was a snort and the clicking of claws coming down the hallway. Maw showed up, though instead of walking like he usually does his chest up was sliding on the ground while his strong back legs propelled him forward. He growled in boredom, weak acidic saliva trailing after him.
 
[QUOTE="RedTeam Grif]There was a snort and the clicking of claws coming down the hallway. Maw showed up, though instead of walking like he usually does his chest up was sliding on the ground while his strong back legs propelled him forward. He growled in boredom, weak acidic saliva trailing after him.

[/QUOTE]
"Oi! Maw, what did I tell you about keeping your mouth closed when you are walking through the halls?" Tyr asked, picking the beetle thing up like one would with a small dog.


"Now we have to wax the floors again."
 
[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]"How long have you been gone? She's my wife."

[/QUOTE]
"Right," Macaria said with a nod. She had also almost forgotten he was married.
 
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"Oh my GOD, would you put the books down for once!" Selene groaned from her spot on the couch. Her brother's been getting waay too far into this whole 'becoming a doctor' thing. He even went as far as to make himself a few fake IDs just so he could apply to multiple universities at once.


"I swear, you're turning into such a dork, bro." She stood up and playfully nudged her brother, who was sitting on the floor, surrounded by medical textbooks.


"Just... let me finish esophagus! It's not my fault chick flicks are the only thing you ever read!" Elio retorted, not breaking focus from his textbooks for even a moment.


"Fine smartass, I'll go hit up Virian then, at least he's always down for a drinking game." Selene finished with a big eye roll before exiting their shared apartment, not forgetting to slam the door behind her. Somehow the god of wine and mischief ended up on her speed dial during the last few years. For once she was grateful Elio had taught her how to use a smartphone, even if it did take him about a month to do so. One quick slide of her fingers across her screen was enough to ring op the pervert.


"Hey Virian! Where are you? Wanna go drinking?"
 
Ilim sat on his sofa, idly snapping sparks while watching the news. He liked to stay updated on what the humans were doing. They were planning to send people to another planet, which was...fascinating. They could do so much with what he had given them and it made his heart swell with pride. It was only too bad he couldn't congratulate them personally. Running around and claiming to be a god didn't exactly garner the same reaction nowadays as it did in the past.


Still, they seemed to be fine without him or the others anyway. It was like a chick leaving its parent's nest, setting out on its own wings. Ilim like to think so, anyway. The others didn't. So he was left alone. After all as the God of Technology he was indirectly responsible for their abandonment.


The news had ended by then and had made way for some inane show about a group of people who only seemed to survive because people with really bad taste found them humerous. So Ilim turned off the TV and stood up stretching. He heard voices outside his door and looked outside.


Oh, one of the twins (Selene, was it?) were calling up that...guy (Virian, the name left the taste of a cheap wine). He decided that if he closed his door after opening and looking at her he'd be stamped a creep, so he got his jacket and went into the hallway. He didn't want to disturb her phone call, so he sort of smiled and waved and started to walk away.
 
Nacht noticed the movement and slunk after Ilim, keeping low to the ground before she got close enough and she jumped at him with a loud "RAWR!"
 
(Hey I feel like I am abut to get sick. If I'm not back soon just disregard my character if you want)
 
Ilim collapsed forward from the sudden weight on his back. He should have expected this. He straightened with the goddess still on his back and said simply:


"Hello, Nacht."


(OOC: Sad to hear that, I'll just put her down if you don't come back and carry on with what I planned.)
 
It had been a short while since Nox had been on Earth; there'd been something interesting developing on a planet a couple galaxies over that had garnered he attention for the last century. As she walked out from a lamppost's shadow, she changed her traditional Night's Sigh ((the name of her star studded dress in the pics)) to a turquoise sundress and put eyes to match. The humans around didn't even notice her until after she added some beige heels, a khaki leather clutch, white sunglasses and a white wide-rimmed sunhat.


"I wonder if there are any Brats(gods) running around in this city."
 
When Nacht didn't answer with anything but a giggle he put her down and continued on his way out the building. There was a nice café nearby which served both coffee and tea of great quality and last time he had been there they had advertised an upcoming new blend. He was going to see if they had gotten it yet. He righted his glasses and put his hands in his pockets, doing his best to look like your everyday Joe. The streets were full of people like they usually were. None of them outwardly remarkable but each so unique.


He rounded the corner just as he felt...something. Something so vast and dark and empty that it could only be one thing, or rather person. Sure enough, there she stood, disguised well enough that he would've missed her if he hadn't felt her presence. It was a few minutes before he realised he was staring. The café was just past her, he'd never go unnoticed. So he decided to get noticed. He walked up and stood next to her, turning to look at the humans passing by.


"Fancy seeing you here of all places.", he said, glancing at the creature older than anything.


(OOC: Welp, going to sleep so I won't be all tired at work. I get home about 15 CET tho.)
 
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