Offend Noon Cicada
Alibetti Spaghetti
Ya like monsters? Good. Ya like blood? Splendid. Ya like money? Yeah, who doesn't?
Welcome to the Guild, kid. We're a group of mercenaries set out to make the world a little better by finding and killing big bad monsters for cash, we're what that SCP Whatchacallit wishes it could be. Heard of the Yeti? Bigfoot? They're wee mites in comparison to the beasts we're hunting. Ya ever killed a demon with eight arms, wielding flails that would leave yer blood boiling, cooking ya inside out? How about an over grown crocodile with a snake for a tail that could leave ya split in twain with a mere scratch?
No? Well, welcome to the Guild. Pull up yer big boy underwear or big girl panties, whatever ya favor, ya schmuck. Hold yer guns right, have a strong stomach and an open pocket and ya will do just fine here.
Welcome to the Guild, kid. We're a group of mercenaries set out to make the world a little better by finding and killing big bad monsters for cash, we're what that SCP Whatchacallit wishes it could be. Heard of the Yeti? Bigfoot? They're wee mites in comparison to the beasts we're hunting. Ya ever killed a demon with eight arms, wielding flails that would leave yer blood boiling, cooking ya inside out? How about an over grown crocodile with a snake for a tail that could leave ya split in twain with a mere scratch?
No? Well, welcome to the Guild. Pull up yer big boy underwear or big girl panties, whatever ya favor, ya schmuck. Hold yer guns right, have a strong stomach and an open pocket and ya will do just fine here.
PM or leave a comment if you wanna kill some monsters!
