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King of Smols
Welcome to the A Academy, a private academy for those who want to Achieve, Accomplish, Annnddd all the other A positive words out there.
This Academy is completely private, and once you're in you're in for the long haul regardless of failure to meet standards. Visits outside of the school are regulated, and visits inside the school sporadic, offering your child the most in depth experience of the real world.
At A Academy, your child will be prepared for Anything the world may throw at them both literally and figuratively. We take students who excel, and students who may need extra help because we believe that every student regardless of placement matters and Anyone can find their place here at A Academy.
A Academy also provides extensive healthcare services to students, and financial aid. Please list any concerns you may have in our online forums and our staff will reassure you at any time. What happens in the Academy stays in the Academy, and all students must come with a signed waiver, a signed terms of agreement. A Academy is probably responsible for any injuries or instances, but we also have a very good legal team so if you want to test your luck in court, by all means try-- we needed the extra funding anyways. Oh and that's another bonus, we here at A Academy have a great legal team so any legal troubles concerning your child will be handled in the highest level in the universe so fear not, the Wills they make here are very interchangeable. You're already this far in the enrollment, and before you back out we would like to inform you that this is the only place left that will take in your child as all other schools have officially denied acceptance in about . . . now. Remember, we only have the best in mind for your child and you have nothing to fear but whatever lies in your basement. If you don't have a basement, you may want to check again because those sounds you're hearing at night are not the pipes like it was listed upon purchase. Just for the record, we here are A Academy do not have random sounds in our basements, so if you really think about it you're doing your child a favor by enlisting them in not only the best Academy, but also the safest. Ignore the "enlisting" part, that was an error on our hand and we will update our software's vocabulary almost as well as we'll educate your child who after graduating will be able to obtain the best of the best jobs in our galaxy. . . . You did read the terms and agreements before checking the box, right? Because if you didn't, its kind of too late now, we basically own you and your family. You really should read the fine print, that is exactly how the government gets you.
This Academy is completely private, and once you're in you're in for the long haul regardless of failure to meet standards. Visits outside of the school are regulated, and visits inside the school sporadic, offering your child the most in depth experience of the real world.
At A Academy, your child will be prepared for Anything the world may throw at them both literally and figuratively. We take students who excel, and students who may need extra help because we believe that every student regardless of placement matters and Anyone can find their place here at A Academy.
A Academy also provides extensive healthcare services to students, and financial aid. Please list any concerns you may have in our online forums and our staff will reassure you at any time. What happens in the Academy stays in the Academy, and all students must come with a signed waiver, a signed terms of agreement. A Academy is probably responsible for any injuries or instances, but we also have a very good legal team so if you want to test your luck in court, by all means try-- we needed the extra funding anyways. Oh and that's another bonus, we here at A Academy have a great legal team so any legal troubles concerning your child will be handled in the highest level in the universe so fear not, the Wills they make here are very interchangeable. You're already this far in the enrollment, and before you back out we would like to inform you that this is the only place left that will take in your child as all other schools have officially denied acceptance in about . . . now. Remember, we only have the best in mind for your child and you have nothing to fear but whatever lies in your basement. If you don't have a basement, you may want to check again because those sounds you're hearing at night are not the pipes like it was listed upon purchase. Just for the record, we here are A Academy do not have random sounds in our basements, so if you really think about it you're doing your child a favor by enlisting them in not only the best Academy, but also the safest. Ignore the "enlisting" part, that was an error on our hand and we will update our software's vocabulary almost as well as we'll educate your child who after graduating will be able to obtain the best of the best jobs in our galaxy. . . . You did read the terms and agreements before checking the box, right? Because if you didn't, its kind of too late now, we basically own you and your family. You really should read the fine print, that is exactly how the government gets you.
Ladies, gentlemen, and anything else disguised as a human-- this is your Principal speaking.
I would like to personally welcome you to the finest establishment on the livable planets. We have a wide range of staff members who are all happily waiting to guide you through your time here and beyond(?). Each one of you are special, and we firmly believe that no child should be left behind or be forced to turn a blind eye, and using all of our resources we will ensure your time here is something you'll never forget.
If you have any concerns, questions, requests, or missing limbs, please your seek your guidance consular Baba-San who will have the answer to every problem if asked properly.
Now, disperse little ones and intermingle with each other, make some friends or something. Trust me, at A Academy, every ally you make will be crucial to your success here.
~The Principal
Enrollment Papers: Realistic/Modern - Welcome to the Academy (OCs)I would like to personally welcome you to the finest establishment on the livable planets. We have a wide range of staff members who are all happily waiting to guide you through your time here and beyond(?). Each one of you are special, and we firmly believe that no child should be left behind or be forced to turn a blind eye, and using all of our resources we will ensure your time here is something you'll never forget.
If you have any concerns, questions, requests, or missing limbs, please your seek your guidance consular Baba-San who will have the answer to every problem if asked properly.
Now, disperse little ones and intermingle with each other, make some friends or something. Trust me, at A Academy, every ally you make will be crucial to your success here.
~The Principal
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