So how is Hell itself run? We can’t have all these little rascals running around wreaking havoc in their own home, am I right?
Hell functions on a mashup of a monarchy and a totalitarian government, and will most likely never become anywhere close to a democracy.
Our good ol’ buddy Satan, is the supreme leader in this case, and he oversees everything that takes places in Hell. Here, demons who originally weren’t human, are extreme rule followers (despite what that weird holy book might tell you). Of course, he constantly focuses on the topic of the dumb Rapture all of the time. And has pretty much been planning an escape from the dimensional prison of Hell to finally reign over the Earth and set his people free for thousands of years.
Even though he is an immortal being, the blade of an angel can wipe him from existence and finally throw him into the sweet, sweet void of oblivion. In case, Satan himself were to be killed, he chooses a ‘crown prince’ or ‘crown princess’ to take his place after his untimely demise. That will probably never happen though!
The next caste in the hierarchy are the 6 Princes of Hell, also known as Satan’s drinking buddies! These freaking balls of sin command Hell’s armies, oh and they give a lot of speeches and stuff.
Ya got
1. Lucifer (Who everybody thinks is Satan’s twin)
2. Beelzebub (You can find him 8/10ths of the day at P.F Chang’s)
3. Leviathan (He hates himself as much as he hates your existence)
4. Mammon (Hoards literal rocks)
5. Belphegor (Sleeping Beauty-Demon Style)
6. Asmodeus (His girlfriend is a mirror.)
After that, the small amount of ruling power is given to the caste of high class demons or the Lords of Hell. There’s a population of about 700 of those right now.
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What does Hell have?
We have everything Earth does!
Like fast food restaurants, high end sushi bars, Walmart, towns and cities, existential dread, you name it we got it!
Our very own Brimstone City is a exact replica of New York, except there’s no drug addicts on the street. Or angry taxi drivers...
Demons do almost the exact same things as humans, like going to the doctor, picking up their little hellspawns from daycare, and having relationship problems!
We got our own brand of cellphones too! Uncleverly named ‘hellphones’, I mean the name is disgusting right? You agree with me, don’t you? It’s just cheesy and lame.
Don’t worry, we have social media and fanfiction.net though!
Hell functions on a mashup of a monarchy and a totalitarian government, and will most likely never become anywhere close to a democracy.
Our good ol’ buddy Satan, is the supreme leader in this case, and he oversees everything that takes places in Hell. Here, demons who originally weren’t human, are extreme rule followers (despite what that weird holy book might tell you). Of course, he constantly focuses on the topic of the dumb Rapture all of the time. And has pretty much been planning an escape from the dimensional prison of Hell to finally reign over the Earth and set his people free for thousands of years.
Even though he is an immortal being, the blade of an angel can wipe him from existence and finally throw him into the sweet, sweet void of oblivion. In case, Satan himself were to be killed, he chooses a ‘crown prince’ or ‘crown princess’ to take his place after his untimely demise. That will probably never happen though!
The next caste in the hierarchy are the 6 Princes of Hell, also known as Satan’s drinking buddies! These freaking balls of sin command Hell’s armies, oh and they give a lot of speeches and stuff.
Ya got
1. Lucifer (Who everybody thinks is Satan’s twin)
2. Beelzebub (You can find him 8/10ths of the day at P.F Chang’s)
3. Leviathan (He hates himself as much as he hates your existence)
4. Mammon (Hoards literal rocks)
5. Belphegor (Sleeping Beauty-Demon Style)
6. Asmodeus (His girlfriend is a mirror.)
After that, the small amount of ruling power is given to the caste of high class demons or the Lords of Hell. There’s a population of about 700 of those right now.
——————————————
What does Hell have?
We have everything Earth does!
Like fast food restaurants, high end sushi bars, Walmart, towns and cities, existential dread, you name it we got it!
Our very own Brimstone City is a exact replica of New York, except there’s no drug addicts on the street. Or angry taxi drivers...
Demons do almost the exact same things as humans, like going to the doctor, picking up their little hellspawns from daycare, and having relationship problems!
We got our own brand of cellphones too! Uncleverly named ‘hellphones’, I mean the name is disgusting right? You agree with me, don’t you? It’s just cheesy and lame.
Don’t worry, we have social media and fanfiction.net though!
