Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
+++ Posting Rules +++
-> The character's name should be placed on top of the post. Let the Dragon know who serves it.
-> And below their name, the current location they are in. And let it know where its servants can be found.
-> Post at least once every three or so days, or I will lynch you. The Celestial Dragon is not pleased with... inadequate performance.
-> If you have questions, ask them. Being confused hampers the Esoteric Order's capability to fulfill the Dragon's will!
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 10: "There are things the Dragon hates, seven that are detestable to him: a proud look, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies, and one who sows discord among brethren."
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 11: "Every sin is forgiven under the Eternal Auspice of the Celestial Dragon. His spite for you matters not, his scorn burns you not, his hatred stings you not; for so long as you submit and serve, to bring his spite, scorn, and hatred for those who do avail him not."
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 12: "Through complete submission and loyal service, we become the Dragon's remnant. Standing in the Dragon's shade, we become immortal and transmute our hearts into gold."
-> Book of Apocryphal Statements, unrecorded Chapter, Verse 57: "I'm pretty sure everything in this entire collection of works is bullshit. The fact that I can just write this down in here is probably evidence. Who even put this garbage in the library?" There was a drawing of a Dick Butt next to this verse.
-> The character's name should be placed on top of the post. Let the Dragon know who serves it.
-> And below their name, the current location they are in. And let it know where its servants can be found.
-> Post at least once every three or so days, or I will lynch you. The Celestial Dragon is not pleased with... inadequate performance.
-> If you have questions, ask them. Being confused hampers the Esoteric Order's capability to fulfill the Dragon's will!
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 10: "There are things the Dragon hates, seven that are detestable to him: a proud look, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies, and one who sows discord among brethren."
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 11: "Every sin is forgiven under the Eternal Auspice of the Celestial Dragon. His spite for you matters not, his scorn burns you not, his hatred stings you not; for so long as you submit and serve, to bring his spite, scorn, and hatred for those who do avail him not."
-> Book of Strange Mysteries, Chapter 12, Verse 12: "Through complete submission and loyal service, we become the Dragon's remnant. Standing in the Dragon's shade, we become immortal and transmute our hearts into gold."
-> Book of Apocryphal Statements, unrecorded Chapter, Verse 57: "I'm pretty sure everything in this entire collection of works is bullshit. The fact that I can just write this down in here is probably evidence. Who even put this garbage in the library?" There was a drawing of a Dick Butt next to this verse.
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