ninbinz
Master of Malign Maladies
This Thread is a little idea I had, a way for me to creatively describe our mods in the most outlandish ways I can think of. Feel free to post your own Iterations of RPN Gods. My own list will consist of the Admins and Mods.
The Creation
Long ago after the creation and deaths of many worlds did the great Moon God come to a barren and lifeless sector of the Rpgmultiverse. And lo did he see with his divine sight the future, it was a place of creativity where he could let his own imagination live in the hands of mortals, mortals he would come care for. Mortals who would learn to create worlds within worlds, mortals who with the power of their minds and the dexterity in their fingers would live a thousand lives and more and so did he create RPNiverse. But he saw that despite having a place in which all their dreams could come true, the mortals needed a form of communication and so he gifted unto them; SBlandia, a place of laughter, sadness, anger and potential.
The Divine Convergence
And yea did it come to pass that in the fourth Era of ShoutBoxlandia and the Third Rotation of RPNiverse was the fabric of reality torn. The wound appeared as a jagged slash of white light that marred all of existence with its presence, and from that wound appeared Hesperus; Duke of Hell and Lord of kitties. That dreadlord did find the RPNiverse pleasing, so he set in motion events that would cause much pain and suffering but unexplicably, much joy as well.
In the wake of Hesperus' departure did an eldritch force awake. Where once he was but a disembodied consciousness working his will upon RPN, he had awakened his true form. Through the wound in Reality did the Darkest of Wizards focus his unparalleled powers and those energies of his own realm to merge the realities of RoleplayZone and RPNiverse together. When finally the convergence had been completed and the citizens of RPniverse and RoleplayZone had come face to face did anyone notice the changes.
The Moon above had changed, where once it held the countenance of the Moon God it had since become blank. New Planets and Pocket dimension had been woven into the fabric of RPNiverse and SBlandia had expanded.
-Still to complete-
The Creation
Long ago after the creation and deaths of many worlds did the great Moon God come to a barren and lifeless sector of the Rpgmultiverse. And lo did he see with his divine sight the future, it was a place of creativity where he could let his own imagination live in the hands of mortals, mortals he would come care for. Mortals who would learn to create worlds within worlds, mortals who with the power of their minds and the dexterity in their fingers would live a thousand lives and more and so did he create RPNiverse. But he saw that despite having a place in which all their dreams could come true, the mortals needed a form of communication and so he gifted unto them; SBlandia, a place of laughter, sadness, anger and potential.
The Divine Convergence
And yea did it come to pass that in the fourth Era of ShoutBoxlandia and the Third Rotation of RPNiverse was the fabric of reality torn. The wound appeared as a jagged slash of white light that marred all of existence with its presence, and from that wound appeared Hesperus; Duke of Hell and Lord of kitties. That dreadlord did find the RPNiverse pleasing, so he set in motion events that would cause much pain and suffering but unexplicably, much joy as well.
In the wake of Hesperus' departure did an eldritch force awake. Where once he was but a disembodied consciousness working his will upon RPN, he had awakened his true form. Through the wound in Reality did the Darkest of Wizards focus his unparalleled powers and those energies of his own realm to merge the realities of RoleplayZone and RPNiverse together. When finally the convergence had been completed and the citizens of RPniverse and RoleplayZone had come face to face did anyone notice the changes.
The Moon above had changed, where once it held the countenance of the Moon God it had since become blank. New Planets and Pocket dimension had been woven into the fabric of RPNiverse and SBlandia had expanded.
- The Convergiants
- Primordials
- Major Gods
- The Ascended
- Minor Gods
- Evil Overlords
- Heroes of SBlandia
- Jello
- The Specters
- DarNinCiParOn
- Farewells
@Ghan
The Blank God, Lord of the Abyss
God of Nothingness/The Abyss
There is a colourless realm between realities and from this realm does the Blank God work his will. Beneath his gaze even the Gods of RPNiverse are as tiny ants beneath his thumb. His is the realm of nothingness from where all of existence sprung forth, he rules the quiet space of the mind from which thoughts spring. His is the power to make and unmake the gods themselves and all of the cosmos is at the mercy of his will.
@Kagura
The Destroyer of Corners, Purveyor of Art and Patron of Kitties.
Goddess of Names/Art/Kitties:
Like many of her kind, she followed in the Moon God's wake, drawn by his vision and the prospect for a new beginning. Long ago she encountered the first shades, their names like eldritch spells to her ears. They were an affront to all that was good in the Omninet and so to save the shades and all others she broke her heart into pieces and bestowed a shard of her essence upon those shades. And lo did she become the Goddess of Names.
@GgAcE
The Creator, The Keeper of Vigil, The Great Healer, The Great Adjudicator
God of The Moon:
After creating RPNiverse and SBlandia the Moon God thought his job complete, his triumphs and failures he placed in the night sky to light the way for his followers; The Omninet Shades. The previous worlds he created amalgamated and fused into the sun and it shone brightly upon his subjects. Having created a world of pure imagination he thought his work was done but alas he was wrong. Not long after arriving did many of the Newly Named come to realise that in this world they were but new born babes and so they cried out for help, not knowing what else to do. Realising that these newly arrived mortals needed him, he took to the night sky for the sun was bright enough during the day. From the heavens he would care for those who needed him and mete justice to those who deserved it. He departed RPNiverse to create a new universe in which heroes and villains reign supreme.
@Esme
Empress of The Hatbox World, The Ruler of Demons.
Goddess of Duality:
Pray for her blessing, ward her curses for just as she is the Herald of Angels, she too is the Harbinger of Demons. In her hands reality is but clay waiting to be molded. Beware her for she is beyond you mortal ken. Like others of her kind she traveled from previous worlds in the wake of Moon God to both bless and scorn mortals with her fist of iron and caress them with her heavenly countenance. The Hatbox World is hers and only those privileged with her permission may enter, woe unto those, this goddess scorn for her fury 'is' hell itself.
@Ranmyakki
The Hidden One.
Deity of The Unknown
Shrouded in deepest mystery this deity offers respite to those who seek it. Beyond this there is nothing more that can be known.
@heartsteal22:
The Juggernaut, The Lurker, The Day Bringer
God of Day:
Like those before him he traveled in the wake of The Moon God but alas he had no purpose, no duty. Bereft he looked to the Moon and there he saw it; inspiration. Where the moon could not be he would be. Into the depths of space he departed from SBlandia to travel to the sun, from there he would monitor all of RPNiverse and ensure that it flowed smoothly like cogs in a celestial machination.
@Alad V
Warhound, The Infinite Armoury.
God of War
He arrived before the great cataclysm, before him roamed the hounds of war. With him he brought weapons of mass destruction, enough to wipe all existence into oblivion. And did The Wise Moon God see that a god lived within that man and so he freed that deity to create the God of War. In his wake he leaves destruction, he is wanton, a force of nature. Beware the bark for it comes before the bite.
@kaze
The Lycan Master, The Divine Storm.
God of Lycans/Oracles/Traitors:
For years beyond counting he has watched the war his children; the Lycans have visited upon mankind, time and again he has offered mankind the means to finally defeat his children. But the wolves produce too quickly and only those few legendary people have managed to survive against their bestial predators that lurk in the night. Both their saviours and treacherous brethren pray to him for guidance and he can do naught but provide them with his council despite for better or worse. He has always been lord of beasts but now he is their god and bane, the both praise and curse his name.
@Carl
The Mad King, Lord of Laughter, The Joker
God of Madness/ laughter:
Long ago he was appointed as a god by the creator himself. But he is beyond comprehension, none can truly know his motives, all they can do is hope he does not bring the world down around their ears. He is the merriment maker, and the epitome of comedy, if it is his prerogative to make a mortal laugh then that mortal shall laugh indeed.
@Rynmaru
The Void Walker.
God of The Void
Long ago he walked the primordial paths of RPNiverse. New in its creation he wondered in its glory though time erodes all things. Eventully the Void Walker became tired, his being unused to its godly powers and he passed into Void which he rules. Since those days he has awakened for moments at a time to observe the realm of light; RPNiverse
@Chaotic
Maiden of the Java, The Exchanger.
Goddess of Energy:
During the great cataclysm she showed her self to be a beacon of neutrality amongst a sea of negativity. As a mortal she was known for her love of the rare Java bean. When she ascended to the ranks of godhood it was due to her feats as a mortal, she was given domain over energy, her symbol; the coffee tree.Since then her followers and fellow Ascendants offer her sacrifices of Brewed Coffee, she believes Decaf to be an act of heresy against her godliness.
@ErisianDialects
The Champion of Discord, The Archanist
God of Evil/Invention:
Even as a mortal he was a god among men, tales of hi heinous experiments spread across the face of SBlandia, his secret lab; a dark place of evil ingenuity where his most brilliant yet most foul experiments are hidden from prying eyes, riddled with insidious traps, not even a horde of self multiplying mutated giant rats could withstand his evil genius. It was only logical that when he became a god he would become a paragon unto those who would aspire to reach his level of brilliant insanity. Beware, for rumor tells that he works still within the bowls of that perfidious construct.
@Grin
Dovahgrin, Grintimus Prime, The Wicked Grin
The God of Beards/Murder/Valor:
Always the first on the battlefield in defense of B.E.A.R.D. Worshiped even before his ascension to godhood. A man among men, defender of the meek and an all round nice guy. As a god he was given the duty patrol the realms searching for those who needed him most. Behind that bright exterior however lives a greater darkness, an evil entity given birth when mortal Dovahgrin shore his beard and forsook it's powers for the sake of love, in that moment the evil within him was given form as the Wicked Grin.
@Hatchet
The Unburied Axe, Rose Tongue.
Goddess of Language/order:
Those who knew her best when she was a mortal, knew her as an eloquent speaker who knew exactly how to put someone in their place. Some might call her sassy or full of attitude. Others might call her cold or scathing but none truly know what hides behind those frost gilded words. Some time ago she was offered the gift of Ascension but turned it down in favour of her mortal life. Now she's been offered the burden once again and this time she has accepted the mantle of Goddess of Language and Order.
@Rafi
The Mortal Goddess, The Unbound One
The Goddess of life:
Once long ago she came to the shore of SBlandia like so many others her name then was @Vive . For some time she spent her days and her nights among the denizens of our beloved home and she learned to love it as a second home. One night however she grew tired, tired of life? Tired of people? None could say but on that night she lay her head down, closed her eyes and rested in some sort of magical sleep. Decades she awoke once more, this time her name was different and with that name came a new beginning, a second chance at life in SBlandia. She was welcomed warmly by many but something happened the day she was chosen to ascend. Just as she became a goddess did she re-awake as her other self, her mortal self. Her godly persona was gifted with life granting abilities and so Vive would live and then she would die while The Goddess of Life would continue on eternally.
@Jon_14
The Beast Lord:
God of Beasts and wild things
Like may gods, his origins are shrouded in mystery though rumours and whispers say he came from a land burned by the sun. His reasons for breaking the dimensional barrier into RPNiverse are murky at best though some theologian theorise that it was his destiny. Among mortals he possessed great character. Few among knew him that did not become his friends. The gods favoured him for he was admirable and bid him join their ranks and he accepted though with some trepidation. Upon his ascension he became The Beast Lord and all the beasts of the land were under his dominion and protection, his to summon at will.
@Ricia
The Justicar
The Goddess of Common Sense
Ascended alongside The Beast Lord she is the pinnacle of clear thought. Her domain is the mind, clear, sharp and logical. Among the gods she is known for her prowess as a law keeper. it is her task to bring justice to the wrongdoers in her domain. Soft spoken she does not often visit SBlandia though from time to time she makes her presence known and woe unto those strident enough to step from the line.
@ninbinz
Master of the Black Sheep, Keeper of Ghost Chups.
God of Tolerance
Technically, he didn't Ascend, so much as move sideways from the Long White Cloud. No matter how he is insulted, he will take it as he does a compliment, with a smile and a laugh. It is his duty to keep the place safe from intolerance, be it cultural, intellectual or physical. He treats all as one, stepping in when needed to smack the heads of the deserving.
(Care of The Champion of Discord)
@Darksoul90
The Dark Stallion, Ruler of the Marshmallow Fort, Herald of The Convergence
God of Freedom/Change
Even as he walked among mortals was he a king among men, with naught but the power of his mind and body did he construct the impregnable Fortress of Marshmallows and he did rule that place with an iron fist. But, ever was he ignorant to his true destiny, so it came as a credit and surprise to him when the gods lay upon him the wreath of divinity. In his ascension he did take up his true form, the form of the Stallion. Ebon was his mane and darkness was his coat as he galloped into the stormy skies above. As he crossed the expanse above, all would come to know that great change was underway.
@Kaine
Commander of the Moon God, The Conqueror
Whispers are abound, rumors are everywhere but few know the truth of this mysterious being. Some say he forges worlds in the crucible of his mind before sending them hurling through the cosmos spreading chaos and anarchy. Though he is but a minor god he sits upon the pinnacle, all now his greatest legend. It sits upon stained windows for all to see. Once in the folds of time he walked among mortals, he tread in their wake, observing and reacting. Then from up on high did the moon god appear during the day. Knowing full well he had altered the nature of all things by appearing alongside the sun, the Moon god did come down to observe the mortals. In punishment for his crime; the conqueror sought to teach the creator a lesson and with all his power changed the creator's name. Flabbergasted, The Creator returned to his night realm spending a cycle as someone else.
@ Carl
The Elusive One
Since time immemorial he has watched RPNiverse from its days of infancy. He has lurked ever beneath the notice of the inhabitants of RPNiverse. He appear like lightning in a sky blackened by storm clouds; in battlefield, in court or upon a mountain. Few can fathom his intent, whether good or evil The Elusive One answers only to his own will. Beyond the ken of mortal men he sits between dimensions ever wary and always watching.
@The Pooka
The Hobb, Enjoyer of Pies
Emissary of the Fae peoples to RPniverse, he came in the wake of Huehuecoyotl who left a gaping hole. Despite early apprehensions it appeared that 'The Pooka' filled that hole with little effort, rumours are abound that say The Pooka was in fact Huehuecoyotl but there is no proof of this. Unlike his 'predecessor' The Pooka is less forward with people, preferring as little contact as possible. His domain stretches beneath the surface, they are a series of interconnected tunnels he calls, The Hob Holes.
@AllHailDago
Keeper of Pocket Dimensions:
He has been present for an age, for eons his powers were worshiped by his faithful and scorned by others. He walks even now as god among the mortals, his whims and wishes fulfilled merely by the strength of his will. It is said that he was birthed in the creation of the pocket dimensions infused by the power of their infinities and tasked with their protection. His domain is beyond the reach of ordinary mortals and so too are the forces that drive him.
@HeartBrokenIceQueen
The Harbinger, The White Crown, Saviour of Chocoladia
Ages ago she rose from the frozen tundras of a far off world, the instinct to rule was innate in her. Even as a child she subjected her peers to her will, both children and tiny fluffy animals bowed to her indomitable will. As a teenager she had learned eldritch magics of darkest kind, she used these new found powers to subject her entire planet, all bowed before her in her cold throne. Her need to rule unsated, she set off for new worlds; one after another they fell to her armies and powerful magics. Finally she found her way to RPNiverse and then to SBlandia where she found the soon to be Queendom of Chocoladia. She waged war against the 'Kingdom' but its inhabitants were no match for her might. As a sign of her countless victories she donned a crown made of coldest ice and founded the union of Evil Overlords.
@Pristine Dark
The Singularity, Cookie Lich, The Devourer
Long ago in some far off dimension of darkness she was born; insatiable and powerful. Born with a hunger unlike any other she swallowed the dimension from whence she came. Freed from the prison that was meant to contain her she was free to roam 'The Void' the place between dimensions. One after another she consumed more and more dimensions gaining power as she went. Millenia passed until finally she sensed something; her destiny. In a small universe she found the 'cookie'. The aroma of cookies lead her from dimension to dimension as she imbibed every cookie she came upon. Finally she fell upon the RPNiverse and like so many others she found a place in SBlandia for a time. There was struck an accord, people pledged themselves to her in order to save numerous dimensions from her hunger, her insatiable hunger garnered her a position amongst the Evil Overlords.
@CaterpilAli
The Spectral Caterpillar.
None but the evil Overlords truly know how she garnered her place amongst their esteemed ranks. Fewer still know her origins for she is a paradox. Long before the first cataclysm she walked among mortals spreading love and despair in all those she happened across.
@Toaster Muffins
Wielder of the God Blade:
A young hero of cheerful countenance, he came to SBlandia after the advent of the Great Cataclysm like many of his kind and he saw there a home. He is beloved by the Major gods who pronounced him a hero among men and he was gifted the God Blade. He took the formidable weapon and with it created realities wherein children became rulers, where the very constellations themselves became as heroes. He garnered the respect of many for his ability and his stalwart character
@Sol
Champion of Light, Purveyor of Growth
He came after the destruction wrought by the Great Cataclysm that rent the very ground of SBlandia apart. The land was wreathed in blight and flame, he looked upon it and saw there a future for him and countless others. In his wake did green things grow and at his back the dawning sun shown, he was as a cool summer breeze or a heavy spring rain. With his passing did he usher in new life under the watchful guidance of the Moon God.
@Ineffectivd
The Mournful Knight.
A warrior of great renown, he wanders the land not in search of battle or glory but in search of honour. Even as you lay dying he will bemoan the gods, fate and destiny the injustice of your death. His blade sings a mournful song as it travels through the air to cleave your head from your body. Beware The Mournful Knight. Evicted from RPNiverse only his shade remains, people still swear they hear his mournful moans haunt the nights, the clatter of his armour as he charges his foe and the heavy shick of his sword planted in his enemies.
@SirDurrHurrHurr
Mind Destroyer, The Dissonant
Known throughout the land as 'He Who Sows Chaos'. In battle few can stand against his harrying and chaotic attacks. He came before the great cataclysm and with a strength of will that could rival a god's he rose from the ashes of the old world; a survivor. Honour and glory are nothing to him beside victory. Along with his comrade, The Mournful Knight he was thrown from RPNiverse to exist only in the swirling nether, all that is left of him is a faint cackle. When the moon is fullest people swear they can hear his manic jibes and the sound of his blade singing through the air.
A ship born of an unholy and infernal idea
@Darksoul90
@ninbinz
@Ricia
@Paranoia
@Jon_14
Hear me o' citizens of Chocoladia for I shall bare to you; sad tidings. For decades I have been a servant to the Unnameable Realms and in turn a servant to the Cookie Lich herself. In that capacity have I always been an ally of Chocoladia, I have faithfully paid my tithes to your Empress.
@The Empress of Ice has abdicated the throne of Chocoladia. In her stead I now rule by her own command. I hereby pledge to you all that I shall serve you to the best of my abilities, I shall protect this kingdom as I protect the Unnameable Realms. Fear not for I will be a fair ruler.
*Summons a giant chocolate memorial statue in the guise of Icey*
-Still to complete-
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