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SherwoodC'osmo is currently busy down in the hangar bay of the Normandy, working on a new Silverback to get it ready for action when you look up and see a line of new Cyclones being hauled onto the ship. You remember hearing that there are some new nuggets coming onboard; this must be some of their gear. From what you've heard, this latest series of Cyclones put the older Rifleman Cyclone to shame.
"YAIEOW!!"Commander O'day spots you eyeing the cycles and walks over. He is a big man with a head of bright red hair that is kept buzz cut short. He is almost large enough to be a young Karbarran, but not as good looking (at least to your eyes). Of all the Marines on board, he has never called you doofus, but you are far from his favorite person on the ship.
"Top shelf job on them?" C'osmo wonders inwardly, his thoughts racing. "He wants me to prep these Cyclones? I'm not a Cyclone tech! I'm a Silverback guy, vehicle armorer, and gun-goon! What am I supposed to--"He gives you a nod, acknowledging your salute. "C'osmo. Just the Marine I wanted to see. You are going to be busy with these new Cyclones, warming them up and getting them ready to deploy. Make sure you do a top shelf job on them. The men and women in these babies are members of your new squad. These are a bunch of newbies, fresh out of training, so do try to make a good impression for once. Your new LT is a Zentraedi named Pyrrah, and once she checks in with me I'll inform her of the addition to the squad."
"Huh?" The very notion of racism flew by C'osmo's head like a speeding comet.He pauses for a moment, then says, "i know that the Zentraedi were used to occupy your home planet before the Masters bolted out of there. I trust that there won't be any problem with taking orders from one of these Zeeks?" He looks at you with an unreadable expression, waiting for your response.
As they walk through the corridors of the Normandy looking for the Commander, she looks over at Onni and says, "To be honest, I'm not 100% sure. When the UEEF set out on this mission to Tyrol, we were told to expect to face off against the Robotech Masters and their Bioroids. But from the info we are getting from the various refugees that we have come across, the threat seems to be changing its focus from the Masters to the Invid. I can't see that the UEEF would let the Invid continue to attack and occupy the worlds around them like this without having some desire to help free the worlds occupied by them and restore peace."The Garudan falls in beside Lieutenant Pyrrah and awaits the Chiefs dismissal. After the Chief dismisses them, on the way to find the Commander, Onni looks up at his Meltrandi commanding officer. "Lieutenant, I would be curious if you could find out where we are going to and when we are going to fight? I know most of that is need to know, but it would be worthwhile if we knew at least where, so we could prepare accordingly. We do not have to know immediately of course."
O'day looks up at C'osmo and lets out a grunt. "Good to know. Not every being in this universe has the same level of intelligence that you do, Lieutenant, and they allow their own personal prejudice to color their perspectives." He looks at the shiny new Cyclones, and you can see that he has a similar level of interest in seeing the ride armor in all their glory. "Lets go ahead and open one up. I'm curious to see these new bikes."Sherwood
Because boys will be boys and boys love their toys, this brand-new technology pulls C'osmo in as surely as a black hole swallows light. In moments, the young Karbarran's chocolate-brown eyes are wide with wonder as he looks over every viewable millimeter of each of the new Cyclones.
C'osmo excitedly calls out to his only real friend on the Normandy. "Oh wow! Would ya look at this? Honey! Honey, come over here and record this, please!" The droid obediently hovers over and does just that taking in the angles as surely as the nerdy Karbarran.
His heart is swelling with pride to be part of the UEEF and among the creatures that make the UEEF the very best in technology and science when one of those humans walks up and addresses him, startling him out of his wits.
"YAIEOW!!"
C'osmo, forgetting briefly that he is not alone and in the cargo container he calls home, spins to Commander O'day, coming to attention and saluting him. Saluting, after all, was a greeting between warriors and this human always looked every bit the part to C'osmo. For a single moment, C'osmo thought that it could have been his new squad commander - a meeting he has been dreading since the hour he received his orders.
Another squad just meant another kick in the pants.
"Top shelf job on them?" C'osmo wonders inwardly, his thoughts racing. "He wants me to prep these Cyclones? I'm not a Cyclone tech! I'm a Silverback guy, vehicle armorer, and gun-goon! What am I supposed to--"
"Yes, sir! I'll have them purring like your Earth-kittens, sir." Then he mumbles and looks to the bikes. "Um, the Cyclones, not the squad sir."
"Huh?" The very notion of racism flew by C'osmo's head like a speeding comet.
Instantly, inside his mind, he saw the human Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson speaking to him. "'We are all connected. To each other, biologically. To the Earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe, atomically.'"
"Heck no, sir!" He remains at attention, his own expressions unhidden and so animated as to be easily discerned. "I think each individual should be seen for their character, not whatever race, gender, or origin they happen to come from, sir."
C'osmo cannot help but grin and look at the brand-new Cyclones and Honey. For a brief moment, he does not consider the differences of rank between Commander O'day - he just sees a fellow being who has never treated him... well... like a "Doo'fus."
The nerd inside C'osmo gets the better of him as he pats a pocket stuffed with a red rubber thingie. C'osmo looks to Commander O'day. He enthusiastically points a thumb toward the pack of new Cyclones and makes revving motions with his other paw.
"Uh, sir? You wanna hang around long enough to hear 'em rev up? I mean - they're braaand neeew! Just think of all of the science the UEEF put into these babies! Er... SIR!"
Onni tilts his vulpine head slightly in interest. “Ah I am sure all of our civilizations have legends and stories of such things. I do agree though, the humans have extraordinary imagination and creativity. You can see it in the technology they created.”As they walk, Pyrrah looks over at Onni and says, "A unicorn is a mythical animal that the humans came up with. It is supposed to be a magical beast of some sort, looking like a equine but with a long horn on its head. Humans are constantly inventing strange animals like that. They have such vivid imaginations."
Eonivar Psychie SherwoodWith a slow, deliberate pace, she walks up closer and says, "That Cyclone is the latest in UEEF technology, going from zero to sixty in seconds, and with enough firepower to blow any bioroid or Invid shock trooper into the next time zone with ease. With all of that going for it, we can now add that it passes your own, personal test of its capabilities." She offers up a grin at the antics of the bear to help show that she is not mad.
She then looks at the captain and says, "Are you Commander O'day? I am LT Pyrrah, Strike Marines, with my squad. We are here to report in."
"Yes... Yes, sir," C'osmo says, his tone deflating.C'osmo, met your new unit leader, First LT Pyrrah."
C'osmo mechanically salutes this human commander who has not yet wronged him. "None, sir. Thank you," he says and finishes the thought in his mind, "for not treating me how my new 'squad' is most surely about to. Here we go. Again." When able, C'osmo retrieves his exhaust kit and puts it away."Good. Now we all have work to do, so unless you have something for me, I'll be on my way while you get your Cyclones properly secured as ready to drop. Any questions?"
Psychie EonivarOnce the commander has left, Pyrrah turns her attention to the Karbarran and is surprised to see the "I am stupid" badge come out. Surprise turns to concern as he offers up the sealed envelope. What is this? Why does this being seem so despondent?
Slowly she reads, taking in every word of this letter. Finally done, she looks up at C'osmo with an unreadable expression. "Lieutenant? What is this?"
Pyrrah looks up at the Bear Man for a long moment, then makes a point to slowly crumple up the note that C'osmo handed her. "First off, you can remove that pin from your uniform and dispose of it. I don't care what you do with it, but if I ever see it again, I will be cross with you. Secondly, this note means nothing to me. I am the CO of this squad, and as such, I will make my own opinions as to the value of the members of this team."
She continues with, "I know from the reports that I've read that your home world has been occupied by the Invid. I don't know your personal story yet, but I do know that somehow, you were able to get off world, survive in the void of space for who knows how long before the UEEF fleet found you, and go through Marine training well enough to earn your rank. Now, you have two choices ahead of you, and mark my words, this is a very important choice. You can either be the loser that this . . . abomination . . . of a letter tells me you are and just give up, doing the bare minimum, and never strive to be better than you are now. Or, you can prove to me and yourself that you are a god-damned Marine and start acting like it. Show me you are worth the sacrifices that you have made to be here today. Be a part of a team that needs you at one hundred percent. Look at yourself in the mirror and be proud of who you are and what you have accomplished!"
He raises a paw, points, and stammers. "Uh, hey, lady, er, you're, uh, about to burn the--" Then he watches it go up into flames right before his eyes! His powerful jaw drops open revealing huge well-kept teeth. It hangs there, his big furry finger still pointing at the ashes. "You... you torched the..."Pyrrah looks around at the tools neatly arranged around the Silverback and spots what she is looking for: a blowtorch. She walks over to the torch, raises it up and kicks it on, then turns the flame onto the crumpled up note and plays the flames across the paper until it is completely consumed into ash. "I saw no note, no reason to think you are anything less than an outstanding Marine officer ready to put his life on the line along side of the rest of the squad and carry your own weight. Lt. C'osmo, you have a clean slate. Make of this opportunity what you will. Now, I will consider this conversation over unless you make me have a reason to relive it."
Then C'osmo, his chocolate-brown eyes alive and whirling, sees the small, skinny masked vulpine biped below him. Addressing him. No gun in the vulpine's hand, no trash to take out, no disgusting laundry to clean, no orders to send him to the mess to pick up everyone's food. Nothing like that at all. Just words and what appear be a more-than-typical amount of that subtle body language for such a vocal Garudan.She raises her voice to speak to the whole squad. "Listen up! We have work to do here. Lets get our mecha prepped and ready for action. We won't know when they will be needed until the alarm sounds, and while I know that most of us are not vehicle and mecha mechanics, we can do what we can to get our gear ready to drop. Lets execute, people!"
In his mind-numbing confusion, C'osmo manages to reply a few times. "Wuh, wuh, did you say... welcome? To me?"After her order for mecha prep, he scrambled over to C'osmo. "Lieutenant C'osmo...I am Lieutenant Onni of Garuda. Welcome to the Dragon Slayers. Dragons from what I have been told are human mythical creatures that were very large and breathed fire, and it was very rare in their legends to slay such beings, thus Dragon Slayers being very powerful. Humans seem to have lots of stories of mythical creatures but I digress. Forgive me, I do not know exactly what you are trained in but all the Karrbarians I know have some technical know how. I would be happy to go through all the maintenance specifications with you for the new cyclones and to get to know you better. Having someone large and strong around will help immensely with maintenance and prep." He paused..trying to get away from the technical and actually try to connect "Do know that you are one of us now and we are very happy to have you. We are all strong in some way, we are united, and our differences are our strength. Do not let anyone else tell you otherwise. You are a Dragon Slayer now."
"A scientist?! That is wonderful! I had scientists with me back on Garuda as part of the resistance. Most Marine units do not have anyone that is a scientist with them. It saddens me greatly that the others do not understand your value and have treated you so poorly. Well, it is their loss and our gain that you are assigned to us. You are safe here with us Lieutenant C'osmo. Any and all information and science we can understand about the places we will be going or the Invid or anyone else would be fantastic to know. What are your areas of specialty?""Technical know-how? No, no! I don't know any engineering! Just mechanical basics. I'm, I'm a, uh, science bear! They... they took me outta the lab and now I know firearms including heavy weapons, munitions, vehicle armoring, I can run an armory, and... stuff."
Pleadingly, C'osmo holds his huge open paws out in front of him. "Look, buddy. Look. If you're teasing me, just tell me - I can take it. Just... just show me where your trash is and where you want me to go when you leave me behind."
C'osmo's mind continues to reel as he looks about the Normandy's mecha hangar bay. Too much has happened to him to immediately grasp his new situation. Too long has his spiritual cup been not only cracked, but broken. As much as he wants to, he simply cannot yet believe his own ears.
"By Karbarra, what is going on?!"
Pyrrah looks at C'osmo and gives him a smile. "One thing you'll have to learn about me is that I speak my mind and expect the same straight talk from my team. And the most important thing is, we don't leave anyone behind. We. Are. A. Team. We either succeed together or we all fail together, and failure is not an option. I don't expect perfection, but we can strive for it every day. We are Strike Marines and a kick ass Navy corpsman that had the courage to stand up with the best that the UEEF had to offer and say, 'I won't give anything less than one hundred percent'."
In a softer voice, Pyrrah says, "C'osmo, I can't change the past, but I can show you what being a part of a real team can mean. I just want the best you can give me, and know that when you do screw up, the ass chewing you get will not be personal, but a means to teach you how to be a better Marine. There may come a day when the lives of others will depend on you. Can I count on you to deliver your best? If so, you are welcome with us."
She holds out her hand to the Karbarran, hoping she has managed to get through to him.
C'osmo reaches down and firmly shakes Pyrrah's hand. "Thanks for welcoming me! Ma'am, it's because of the both of you that I'm already proud to be a Dragon Slayer!"In a softer voice, Pyrrah says, "C'osmo, I can't change the past, but I can show you what being a part of a real team can mean. I just want the best you can give me, and know that when you do screw up, the ass chewing you get will not be personal, but a means to teach you how to be a better Marine. There may come a day when the lives of others will depend on you. Can I count on you to deliver your best? If so, you are welcome with us."
"Uh! Heh heh!" C'osmo cannot help but nervously crack a big nerdy grin as he comes to realize he has a true fan of science before him!"A scientist?! That is wonderful! I had scientists with me back on Garuda as part of the resistance. Most Marine units do not have anyone that is a scientist with them. It saddens me greatly that the others do not understand your value and have treated you so poorly. Well, it is their loss and our gain that you are assigned to us. You are safe here with us Lieutenant C'osmo. Any and all information and science we can understand about the places we will be going or the Invid or anyone else would be fantastic to know. What are your areas of specialty?"
"Uh, ah, whoa there! Just about everybody in the UEEF thinks because I'm Karbarran that I made Norwood here, but I didn't!"Onni then watched him have a conversation with a drone. This excited him. Onni's tail swished in interest. "You have a robot assistant!?!?! I had built one too, cycles ago on Garuda, although I had to destroy him as a diversion. When we get free time I would love for you to show me all the things you have done with it and how you built it. Maybe I can suggest some modifications and upgrades."
C'osmo smiles and shyly mutters to Onni. "Uhh, maybe we'd better get to readying the new Cyclones, huh? Time to start putting in that 100%, right?" If either Pyrrah or Onni starts in that direction, C'osmo eagerly follows.Onni seemed to wait and see on how C'osmo would react, the Garudan was still very impressed with Pyrrah's handling of this situation. He liked this commanding officer and felt that he could easily follow her into battle.
C'osmo's big hand reaches out and engulfs her own in what is thankfully not a bone-crushing grip, making Pyrrah smile wide as she shakes his hand. "I look forward to seeing what you are capable of. We are all new to this team, and I want all of us to spend time together in training, so we can get a good sense of teamwork going on between us all."C'osmo reaches down and firmly shakes Pyrrah's hand. "Thanks for welcoming me! Ma'am, it's because of the both of you that I'm already proud to be a Dragon Slayer!"
He speaks a little slower, a touch of pride in his tone. "As for delivering my best... Ma'am! I will be celebrating my birthday later this year. My 300th birthday. I've been delivering my best for all of my life and I'm not about to stop now! See, I challenge myself. And really? I've been holding back from all of the other squads I've been kicked around in. The Dragon Slayers will be the first to benefit what I can really deliver!"
C'osmo folds his paws as his marvelous brain shifts up a few gears. "Here's one you might like. 'Many Garudans probably respond far better to medical stimuli that include clearly recognizable elements from their homeworld's unique atmosphere.' "By elements, I refer to familiar scents and sights and things maybe Garudans can touch. I imagine it might bring some Garudans a wee bit closer to the Hin, you might say. At least in theory.
C'osmo blinks rapidly as his mind moves. "Now, imagine if you had a special 'sleep-suit' - a real custom-made chemically-altered CVR-3-style armor/station here on the Normandy complete with a deeper, more effective rebreather for the gases you require to enter the Hin state. Replace the standard-issue military helmet with a 3-D full-crystal-audio virtual reality headset. Add programs to simulate the planet Garuda. Put touch sensors all over the armor's insides so you sensitive Garudans could feel things that felt true and so forth and maybe, just maybe, it would the next best thing to being on Garuda, right? Imagine if, for some important reason, you or another Garudan needed to be in the Hin. For some kinda meditation or whatever you do in there? Sure, maybe you can't get to Garuda from the Normandy right now, but maybe a well-guarded 'Hin-station' to rest in might be the next best thing?
"I developed this theory during my deep dive into anthropology. I observed how certain humans have their spirits lifted when they smelled familiar Earth-flower scents like roses or jasmin. They became calmer and more positive. Meanwhile, some Praxians get these large smiles when they recognize the scent of blood belonging to familiar enemies. The way I see it, every little bit of home or other solid foundation helps when you're floating out here in empty space, right?"
C'osmo slows his walk and looks down with great interest. "I can work and think like this at the same time! You want to correct my thinking? I couldn't be more open to the idea! Yessiree!"Onni looks up at Pyrrah. "I apologize Sir, I know this seems very...esoteric, and we do have work to do, but I am concerned that this concept may occupy Lieutenant C'osmo's mind and lead him to incorrect conclusions and actions. Also this helps you and he understand my perspective on things."
"Oh, that's Master Lee if you'll forgive the correction. He's... one of many special 'holo-people' in my life."Virtual reality is nearly impossible to see, even with our partial connection to the Hin as we are here offworld. I had to lessen my mixture to see your 'Mister Lee' hologram better."
C'osmo bounces happily, his big bear belly jiggling. "Yeah, yeah! I knew that! The UEEF med-techs covered that in xenobiology. They said 'it is kind of like a human stuck underwater; they have some time but none to waste.' That's not something I want to get wrong, hence my desire to carry a spare mask for you or any other Garudan we might encounter."Onni then addressed the concern about their breathing masks. "As for extra breathing masks. We all carry one extra usually." He reaches into his tool satchel and holds up an extra mask. "I have built in mixture tanks and breathers in my CVR-3 and one both of my modified Cyclone's. I know the few of my brothers and sisters that fly veritechs also have extra breathers on their mecha and personal suits. Do know that we can exist for a little bit of time without our masks."
The Garuda atmosphere is required for our essences to remain connected to the Hin. Without it...our essence...slowly fades away..into nothing, leaving nothing left but a physical shell that forgets how to breath. All Garudans are all a part of the same...soul...connected together through the Hin. Sever that connection...we lose ourselves...and our..souls fade to nothing.
The reason I am so good with technology is that the Invid captured me and disconnected me from the Hin for a few minutes and then reconnected me, over and over and over again,
"Wooooww..." C'osmo spaces out for a moment as he tries to imagine this. "It's one thing to learn this in class; quite another to have a Garudan say it all so... personally. I can't thank you enough for your perspective, Onni!"I was told I lasted fifteen minutes disconnected on the last time before I was rescued...it took me many cycles to become who I am now as I was, nearly a clean slate, I had to relearn my identity and become a unique Garudan again."
"No-no--nooo, Onni! Don't you dare feel even a teensy bit sorry here. You've given me new knowledge and perspective - what more could a science-bear ask for? Plus... you know how long it's been since I've learned something like this? C'mon," he waves, "let's get to work!"The Garudan seemed to wilt some. "I apologize for my...divergence. It is time to work now. I will prep these cyclones for action should we come upon an emergency. I would be happy to talk more of this and other things at a later time to either of you" He gave a sharp salute to Lieutenant Pyrrah and turned to go and work on the cyclones.