Fantasy THSS - OOC

[Dark lord steel]

Oooh... *Begins to read*

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Oh wait..Is that him right there?..

 

[Dark lord steel]

Oh don't be sil- Oh hi Lucifer!

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Oh Hey! Pride, was it? Guess what! I'm getting married! Take That, God!

 

[Dark lord steel]

You're- you're getting married?!

 

[ElenaIsCool]

No, I'm getting divorced. Of course I'm getting married! Me and my wife are going to boot God outta Heaven and rule both Heaven and Earth! Also you're invited for being my most perfect lackey

 

[Dark lord steel]

But who to? We both know I'm your ideal partner!?

 

[ElenaIsCool]

To the devilishly beautiful Marathi! You're always my ideal partner in crime! Don't worry, I'll make sure to save you a throne when we rule Heaven and Earth

 

[Dark lord steel]

She's drugged you hasn't she? Even now you can't deny how good we are together.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

You DARE doubt my words!?

 

[Dark lord steel]

Yes! I doubt them because they're contradictory and illogical.

 

[ElenaIsCool]

(To think Pride talks back to the Devil)

Oh crap, she's figured it out*hides*

 

[Dark lord steel]

(She'd probably talk down to God if she met him tbh)

 

[Dark lord steel]

WERE YOU TRYING TO PRANK ME GREED?

 

[ElenaIsCool]

*grabs Greed and hides*

 

[Dark lord steel]

I SAW THAT! *doesn't admit that she was about to break if Lucifier said he didn't love her and never would*

 

[ElenaIsCool]

*Is still hiding*

 

[Dark lord steel]

Pride may or may not sleep in the bath and might be extremely angered at being called kitty, so at least the mortals know how to wind her up now

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Nigula now knows how to annoy her >:3

 

[Dark lord steel]

Noo! I've revealed Pride's weakness!

 

[ElenaIsCool]

Yes!!

 

[ElenaIsCool]

So her weakness is to be considered a normal thing

 

[Dark lord steel]

I will have to bribe you to not exploit it *gives you a *

 

[Dark lord steel]

Definitely, being called mundane (or anything aside from the most fabulous being in the universe really) really gets her annoyed

 

[ElenaIsCool]

*eats le cookie* Okay I won't tell