The Twins {Verdi & GhastlySquash}

[Verdi]

Maggie and Kendra giggle to one another as they sat side by side in front of their computer screen. "Are you really sure we should do this, sis?" Maggie says, wondering if it's really a good idea to create a joint dating profile. "Why wouldn't it be?" Asks Kendra. Kendra had been excited about the idea for a few days now. They would create a profile on a dating site posing as one person, then take turns going out on dates with the guys they hooked up with. It was exciting, and she saw nothing wrong with it. "Alright, let's get on with it then!" Exclaimed Maggie. She was less enthusiastic about the idea, but aroused by the thought of it all the same. They began filling out the profile.


Username: maggiebaby


Age: 23


Gender: Female


Sexual Orientation: Straight


"Put bi!" Kendra said, but Maggie protested. "Ew, no. I'm not dating a girl."


"But I like girls!" Kendra exclaimed.


"Then look for them on your own time, on a different website. You like dudes too, so this will be our account for looking for guys." Maggie rolled her eyes at her and continued filling out the profile.


About Me: My name is Maggie. I'm a cute college girl looking for some fun and romance. I'm not high maintenance, but I do like a guy who will take me out on dates. I like going out to eat, bowling, going to theme parks, and hanging out with my friends at hookah bars. I work at the local bagel shop, so pop in there for some discounts every now and then.


"What's wrong with you, Maggie? You can't give people discounts just to get them to like you."


"Who says I can't? It's cute when guys come into where you work just to see you."


"Except they wouldn't be coming in just to see you, duh! They'd only be coming in for the free stuff!"


"Ugh, why do I still live with you?"


Maggie proceeded to cut that part out of the profile.


About Me Cont: I'm not looking for a one night stand, so don't get in touch with me if that's what you're looking for. As for my body, I'm tall but thin with brown hair and hazel eyes. Hit me up if you're interested!


"Do you think that's good enough, or should I add more?" Maggie asked Kendra.


Kendra shook her head. "That's good enough. You don't want to reveal too much about us."


Maggie nodded, agreeing with her. "Alright, we'll just wait then! Do you want something to eat? I'll make us some hamburgers."


Kendra nodded. "Sounds good to me!"





Maggie got up and walked into the kitchen, still in her blue pajama shorts and a pink tanktop even though it was the middle of the day. She proceeded to make them lunch, excited about getting a reply from someone on the site.


@GhastlySquash

 

[GhastlySquash]

"Oh boy, Stevey, let's see what we got!" Steven was browsing through the page. He wasn't the kind of guy that liked to frequent dating sites, but his boss had convinced him that either he settle down or his dick was going to end up banging the wrong chick and they'd all be screwed.


"Let's see..." To be fair, being a loan shark wasn't an easy business, nor was it one that many people looked highly upon. Still, it paid the bills and his boss said he did good work.


Name: McStevie


He began to enter in some basic info, like birthdates and his education. He figured that drugs and banging weren't exactly the best, so he put down puppies and some other cheesy stuff like reading and soul movies.


After that, it was just a matter of going through the basics, looking at the prospects. He stopped at the profile of what he could only describe as a hot piece of ass.


"Discount on bagels, huh? Is that like umm...an innuendo?" Steve shook his head. Of course it wasn't. He'd need to work on his manners if he was thinking of going on a proper date.


Deciding to give it a try, he sent the profile a match and now it was just a manner of waiting to see if the lady liked what she saw. Steve felt he added enough on his profile. Business professional helping the poor, which wasn't really a lie save for being a loan shark.