Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Okay, a new idea:Can we please do something that doesn't involve dark elves being assholes. Can we just have them be like, nice guys who just happen to not like sunlight.
Earthquakes spread throughout the region. A local hermit claims the reason is supernatural and gives the party the task of stopping it all. They travel to a mine and discover the earthquakes are caused by an earth elemental, whose eye was gouged out by a clueless miner who hit it with a pickaxe upon mistaking it for a gem. Now, they must track down the miner and get the eye back.