Don Valence
Virtuous Madman
This special parody of Bethesda Studios' Skyrim title song, Song of the Dragonborn, is dedicated to the Bearded General Grin himself...enjoy~
(Chorus)
Dovahgrin, Dovahgrin, the Bearded Mod of RPN,
Fights the evil from within!
And the fiercest of trolls rout when they see his Beard,
Dragonbeard, for your beardsnugs we pray!
Hearken now, sons of fur, to the Beard, so thick,
And the Beard, boldly grown, of the one!
Who was kin to both Zeus, and the great Odin,
With a Beard to rival the Gods!
And the Beard, he did wield, on that glorious field,
When great Shoutboxlandia shuddered with drama!
Mighty Beard, like a blade, cut through enemies all,
As the Dragonbeard issued his roar!
(Chorus)
Dovahgrin, Dovahgrin, the Bearded Mod of RPN,
Fights the evil from within!
And the fiercest of trolls rout when they see his Beard,
Dragonbeard, for your beardsnugs we pray!
And the Admins have foretold, of jerks with foul tongues,
That when friends wage war are unleashed!
The Toxic Player, Bane of Internets, ancient shadow unbound,
With a rage to destroy Shoutboxlandia!
But a day, shall arise, when the toxic player's lies,
Will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Shoutboxlandia will be free from foul Rager's words,
Dragonbeard be the savior of us!
(Chorus)
Dovahgrin, Dovahgrin, the Bearded Mod of RPN,
Fights the evil from within!
And the fiercest of trolls rout when they see his Beard,
Dragonbeard, for your beardsnugs we pray!
if anyone else would like to pick a song that matches them and would like a parody of it for themselves (to serve as a theme song, for example) feel free to contact me!
