OverconfidentMagi
Laugh Like You've Won Always
Nona Usagi
Milson Manor, Nona's Room
Mission Impossible
Nona lay upside down on her bed, head and arms hanging down over the side as she watched her rabbits toil away on her orders. They'd struggle to push open the heavy door, rush across the room to where a notebook's worth of paper was spread out across the floor, grab a random crayon from where another rabbit had dropped it, draw a handful of lines on the paper, and run back to the door to wait for another rabbit to return and push the door open to come in so they could leave. Stretching across the many pieces of paper was an increasingly complete, and increasingly eclectic, map of the manor. Occasionally a rabbit would come in, draw its piece, and then walk over to its master for her to guess who was in the room the rabbit had drawn. For only being able to respond to her questions with a nod or shake of its stuffing-filled head Nona was able to figure out whose room each rabbit had found with mildly impressive accuracy.
As the rabbits moved further and further away from her room she had to play charades less often, so she was left to just lay on her bed drinking boxes of blood to replenish what she'd lost creating these new rabbits. She'd only had three left before the Halloween party had started, and she'd used two during the party. She wasn't sure what had happened to the third after she'd sent it to its certain death fighting the fiends. Since it hadn't shown up yet that probably meant it got torn up by the fiends. Oh well, she'd needed to make more anyway. Another drop of blood ran down her arm and hand, down the silver kitchen knife she'd used to cut herself, to land with the rest of it in the mixing bowl she'd also pilfered from the kitchen. She'd actually had to sneak in and grab the stuff herself after getting back from the carnival and discovering she had no rabbit slaves to order around. It had felt like work, but she'd been sneaking, which was kind of fun. Another drop fell into the bowl, bringing the amount of blood inside to just enough to give birth to another white rabbit.
She was in the middle of giving the rabbit its instructions when another rabbit came back from its scouting trip waving it hands excitedly. It immediately stopped when a bloody knife embedded itself in the floor less than an inch from its foot. It tried again, slower this time. It grabbed a pink crayon off the floor and drew two lines to show a hallway and a thicker line to show a closed door, then it tapped around the door and mimicked something like a soldier or a guard standing at attention.
"A guarded room?" The rabbit nodded furiously. "Think it might be where the girl they were talking about it being kept?" The rabbit hesitated but nodded again. "How guarded was it?" The rabbit spread its arms out far, which was to say about a foot, the sign for big. "I guess there's no choice then, we're gonna have to break in." The rabbit cocked its head. She hadn't said you, she'd said we. The rabbit jumped up and down with excitement, it was going on a mission with its master! The newly created rabbit just looked out from the bowl it was still sitting in and stared that the other rabbit in confusion.
Nona rolled off the bed so she could look at her work in progress map of the mansion. Finding whatever she was looking for, she told the rabbits to wait in her room as she slipped out the door and down the hall. The rabbits engaged in a staring contest that would have gone on forever what with their eyes being sewn-on buttons, but eventually their master returned, carrying a heap of white fabric. She spread it out on the bed. It was a light colored dress. She hoped Lily wouldn't notice it missing, but from how deep she'd had to dig to find it she doubted it'd be needed any time soon. There was just one small problem. It was a bit too long. She turned her crimson eyes onto her two rabbits.
"Forward," she instructed. She felt herself moving forward, unsteadily, but it was moving. "Turn left!" The rabbits hidden beneath the pale dress turned so she faced the left. She grinned. By this point more of her rabbits had returned to find their master towering over them, supported on the backs of no less than four of their companions. It looked like it had only taken three to get the height more or less right, but she was using an extra rabbit that was mostly squished flat beneath her as a seat. "Give me that knife," she ordered the useless rabbits doing nothing but staring at her. They piled up themselves to hand her the blade. She wiped off some of the blood from it and rubbed it onto her lips. Now she'd look much older! Oh wait, her ribbon. She untied the red ribbon that Mars had told her made her look like a rabbit herself and retied it around her neck like a scarf. She'd seen a woman on a magazine do that, probably. "Ooh, and find me those glasses!" Her rabbits rummaged about the room until one came back with a pair of plain-looking glasses. She'd stolen them from Mars, but they were boring enough to look like a woman might wear them. She put them on, pushing the ends behind her ears so they'd stay.
Everything ready to go, she pointed to the door at the same time releasing the knife so it stuck out of the wood across the room. "Leeeet's goooooo!" The bottom rabbit moved the stack forward slowly, the other rabbits taking care of opening the door as they got to it. She made it down the hall before the first obstacle presented itself. The stairs. But she'd planned for this, so it wasn't a problem. She climbed off of the bottom three rabbits onto the polished railing of the staircase, still using the poor top rabbit as a seat cushion. When she reached for the other rabbits, instead of letting them ride the railing with her, she just tossed them over it and let them fall all the way to the bottom. Then she rode down. Usually she'd have yelled something because it was fun, but she was on an infiltration mission right now. No outbursts.
She had to remake her rabbit totem pole with herself at the top once she got to the bottom, but she'd had the rabbits practice it in her room, so it only took three tries before she was back atop a semi-stable body of piled-up rabbits. She had her mount detour for her to grab a clipboard off the wall. Whatever it had been used for last, it was now a part of her mature woman doctor person super disguise.
Nona rounded the corner, and sure enough there was what looked like guards, doing guard-like things guarding a door. She nudged the rabbits to keep moving. Mature woman, mature woman, mature woman voice. She pulled it off better than she'd been expecting, at least she thought so. "Excuse me, I'm supposed to check on the patient." She motioned at the door. Oh wow this was exciting, she could feel how nervous she was. Would they believe her or catch her? This was fun! In her nervousness she bent her legs a little more beneath the concealing dress, and her knees pressing out in just the right places made it looks like she was pushing her chest towards the guards as she pointed at the door.
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