The Last Poster Wins

[Cynical Person]

hacks the jet furiously

 

[DrabberRogue]

Tch, FOOL!!!
My F-35 is on a closed network, you cannot-
[Security Threat Detected]
Son of a...

*Equips counter-hack sunglasses*

 

[Cynical Person]

I summon my Russian hacker friend.

He fries your sunglasses and steals all your money from your bank account

 

[DrabberRogue]

Hmm... He's good, well networked too...
*Puts on a new pair of sunglasses.*
*As well as...*

*A trenchcoat*

 

[Cynical Person]

Oh god! Not the trench coat!

But I have another secret weapon!



security question!

 

[DrabberRogue]

Hm... A dead end... I'll have to hit it from another angle.
*Calls up a contact in France for information*

 

[Cynical Person]

Tracks french guy IP

"Hah! Got you now!"

 

[DrabberRogue]

*Receives information*
"Excellent, now get out of there! I'll take it from here~"

*Correctly answers security question.*

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Christmas truce! No more fighting until the 26th! I win (for now)!

 

[Cynical Person]

""Noo! Not my second email with my club penguin account!"

 

[DrabberRogue]

*Emails that second Email linked to the Club Penguin account*
"I think that wolf may be right. I shall retreat my assets for now, and return on the 26th!"

 

[Cynical Person]

I shall contact more russian hackers until the 26th!

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Mein Gott! That was supposed to be a ploy to make me the last poster!

(Somehow we've gotten from modern day to 1914 Christmas truce to 1940s...)

 

[Cynical Person]

Oh gods no!

 

[Noble Scion]

 

[Cynical Person]

Scion broke the treaty! Open fire!

 

[Noble Scion]

Scion broke the treaty! Open fire!

I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT A TREATY!

 

[Cynical Person]

When all of sudden...



NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

 

[RichardB]

*awakes from slumber in a cave of ice, I look around and see no one* "I have won the waiting game....I am. The last air be- I mean poster"

 

[Cynical Person]

nein!

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

-Boop- I have arrived.

 

[Trouvaille]

i win

 

[Winter_Wolf]

.

 

[Iskandar]

Hmm

 

[Winter_Wolf]

I veen!