Kazami42
Budget Morpheus, soldier #1,128,300 reporting in.
Goddamn it man, there is a edit button for this. Save room for actually important things.
Oh boy..... There definitely is a disturbance in the force....
The roast awakens.
I'll roast this top to bottom,
like my vacation that goes 'til the end of autumn.
So your name is David Rokes?
I bet it is, he truly loves girls that give him the strokes
Probably not even of age either, but that doesn't appear on the gauge so yo ass needs a cage...
Your appearance, it is wrong. Do you even have one? oh wait you do, it is in a second post below you just like your mother sue.
Look at that, it's a "oh" face. The fuck is that? You look like a dope ace.
You take so much skooma that you fly to heaven, just like how you fucked kevin.
Do I even have to say more? I already do more and it's better than this piece of mordor!
You formed a band at 17? or perhaps led it alone?
Bitch please, a bladesmith left and formed a clan, and it was superior to your soviet union wannabe.
You are a animal, everyone classifies as a animal. Mr. dick stroke needs to learn that, else he get broke.
Unitist? republic? heresy, embrace the communism, all hail stalin. Get that shit up outta here, else I bring down the iron curtain a second time.
You are unprofessional, you've written better. I could do this with eyes closed at the damned hair barber.
This is so wack, that I cannot even make proper rap. This isn't even a rhyme, but give it some time.
That end, what the hell is that?
The end is copied and pasted, probably like most of the CS and is thus wasted.
It's nice that you try, but some originality should be high.
I am sorry to say, but I myself cannot accept this. I'll wait for fish as it is nigh, I'll cross my arms and hope to die.
Character Sheet
Name: Ri Kha'zaiir (Common name, David Rokes)
Age: 19
Race: Khajiit
Appearance(description or image, either works):
Personality: A highly ambitious soul, with a will to lead the poor and downtrodden to victory. He tends to put himself in scary situations to save others, though.
Backstory:
For years, his people have wandered the Jungles, shunned by the Humans and Elves there as "Uncivilized, dirty, and animals", but used much as mercenaries due to natural speed, strength, and dexterity than most other races. Then, fifty years prior to now, a khajiit rebellion attempt in Yelvania led to persecution of the Khajiit, but much later down the line, one 16 year old Khajiit inherited the head of a powerful Khajiit clan. Much disliked him at first, but his plan to leave the country caused many to respect him, as he himself had to lead hunting parties and lived with the common Khajiit instead of with the other nobles in lavish homes. He eventually gained power and submitted the power of the Noble Clans, and changed the Khajiit into a mobile kingdom.
At the age of 17, he traveled around the nation of Maxar Unum in secret, and saw first hand the corruption of the Khajiit Nobles, and the poverty of many of his race. This caused him to go into thinking for six months, and when he finished, he and his Scholars had made thousands of copies of the "book of Unity", a book that teaches about the corruption of the Monetary system, and how the few control the many. Some have called it Socialism, but Unitism is the leading name for it.
After returning, he disbanded the Nobles, and let the public vote on what to do... Many nobles were executed. He eventually had the first Khajiit Democratic Vote of the Khajiit... He won by a landslide and declared the Khajiit the "Unitist Republic", and founded the White Army, using former General Khajiit Mercenaries to train the Forces, and for two years this force has been training, doing odd missions such as clearing out bandits from the countryside, helping build communities, and all while spreading ideas of Unitism to corners of the Central World and picking up followers. .. Now, with the power of the White Army behind him, and the support of his clansmen, he is charging for the poor and war torn of the world...
Equipment(please be reasonable when using magical items, powerful mounts, so on): His main equipment is a long bow, lined with bits of ebony with ancient Khajiit pictographs, a hand and a half sword with an enchantment on it that helps his speed against any non-khajiit, and his sneaking armor is leather all around. His combat armor is steel plate full body armor, with a golden crown lining the top. On the chest is a ancient symbol (thoh rune) that means victory, and will.
Motivation: liberation of the under classes, unity
Band Sheet UNITIST REPUBLIC
Type: Socialist Republic
Goal: Liberty and Equality of all races
Composition: 200 Khajiit, 50 Elf, 150 Human, 50 Kaadri, 50 Azkatl
Base of operations: South-central Maxar Unum, in an liberated stronghold renamed the "People's Tower"
Current map
Maxar Unum: Current dominant human power. Sort of like a mix between Rome and Germany. Currently experiencing unrest and could collapse into civil war soon if nothing is done to stop it.
Minar Dium: Former vassal of Maxar Unum. Very similar to the Greeks. Powerful maritime kingdom.
Ancintaine: Former vassal of Maxar Unum. Very similar to the French. Currently at war with Valabion.
Valabion: Former vassal of Maxar Unum. Very similar to the English. Currently at war with Ancintaine.
Yormainia: Former vassal of Maxar Unum. Similar to a mix between the Celts and the Germans.
Republic of Henda: Very powerful maritime naval nation. What they lack in size is made up in density of valuable, highly populated cities. Only major republic of Luxum.
Azkatl Kingdoms: Kingdoms of Aztec-like bird people. The Azkatl are about halfway between a person and a bird. They have knowledge of some very strange magic.
Taihai: Very similar to China. While run by humans, it has a very large population of Kaadri, which are dragon-dinosaur-people.
Western Sarybian Caliphate/Eastern Sarybian Caliphate/Oasaan: Once all part of a singular united Caliphate, these three empires rule the Great Desert. Oasaan was the former capitol city, and the East and West split off. Similar to our Arabia/Egypt.
Yelvania: Empire of the Elves. Has a government similar to the Holy Roman Empire. Mostly isolationist.
Yulva Zabaka: Kingdom of the Trader Elves. Maritime trader kingdom inhabited mostly by elves.
Khadak Hordes: Nomads of all species. Have been taking much territory from the greater empires recently and people are starting to really worry.
Farven Yalva: Empire of the Dark Elves. Mysterious, dangerous place that few non-Dark Elves have ever visited. Rumoured to be a haven of dark magic.
Oh boy..... There definitely is a disturbance in the force....
The roast awakens.
I'll roast this top to bottom,
like my vacation that goes 'til the end of autumn.
So your name is David Rokes?
I bet it is, he truly loves girls that give him the strokes
Probably not even of age either, but that doesn't appear on the gauge so yo ass needs a cage...
Your appearance, it is wrong. Do you even have one? oh wait you do, it is in a second post below you just like your mother sue.
Look at that, it's a "oh" face. The fuck is that? You look like a dope ace.
You take so much skooma that you fly to heaven, just like how you fucked kevin.
Do I even have to say more? I already do more and it's better than this piece of mordor!
You formed a band at 17? or perhaps led it alone?
Bitch please, a bladesmith left and formed a clan, and it was superior to your soviet union wannabe.
You are a animal, everyone classifies as a animal. Mr. dick stroke needs to learn that, else he get broke.
Unitist? republic? heresy, embrace the communism, all hail stalin. Get that shit up outta here, else I bring down the iron curtain a second time.
You are unprofessional, you've written better. I could do this with eyes closed at the damned hair barber.
This is so wack, that I cannot even make proper rap. This isn't even a rhyme, but give it some time.
That end, what the hell is that?
The end is copied and pasted, probably like most of the CS and is thus wasted.
It's nice that you try, but some originality should be high.
I am sorry to say, but I myself cannot accept this. I'll wait for fish as it is nigh, I'll cross my arms and hope to die.
