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That’s Enough, Let’s Get You Home.
Nothingness. Endless nothingness. No color, no sound, no feeling. Not dark, nor silent, nor cold. Simple, unending void. Has it been months? Years? Decades? It's impossible to tell the time, if it even exists. Not that it matters anymore, death finally caught up to you. Falling in glorious battle, an accident, ritual sacrifice, unexpected kindness, a crash after a life well spent, a nefarious plot, a plan gone awry, or simple karma. Whatever the reason, the inevitable has happened. Awareness nearly fades, but you are startled back into consciousness in an instant as if shaken in the brief moment where the border where dreams and reality blur.
An overwhelming light blinded you, and chilly air burned at your nostrils as you took the first breath in your new body. The hum of machinery buzzed in your ears, and when your eyes adjusted after the flash, you saw an endless city of yellows and whites stretching into infinity. There were numerous others around you, some human, some not. You were only given a few seconds to take in the steadily turning gears and impossibly tall buildings before you heard a sudden noise from behind.
"Ahem!" coughed the creature floating a foot off the ground. Its form switched several times in the blink of an eye before settling on something different for each of you, comforting and familiar. They held a clipboard in one hand, and a pencil in the other, already writing. "What are you all doing here? This space is reserved for the True Gods, and they're off at a ceremony in Universe MAG-724963. Please state your names and the goal of your 'visit' for the record so I can properly cite you for trespassing."
An overwhelming light blinded you, and chilly air burned at your nostrils as you took the first breath in your new body. The hum of machinery buzzed in your ears, and when your eyes adjusted after the flash, you saw an endless city of yellows and whites stretching into infinity. There were numerous others around you, some human, some not. You were only given a few seconds to take in the steadily turning gears and impossibly tall buildings before you heard a sudden noise from behind.
"Ahem!" coughed the creature floating a foot off the ground. Its form switched several times in the blink of an eye before settling on something different for each of you, comforting and familiar. They held a clipboard in one hand, and a pencil in the other, already writing. "What are you all doing here? This space is reserved for the True Gods, and they're off at a ceremony in Universe MAG-724963. Please state your names and the goal of your 'visit' for the record so I can properly cite you for trespassing."