Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat

[idalie]

Guys, dramatic next switch here. This ZP is now officially

The Bachelor; Apocalypse Edition.

The Bachelor? A Scotsman who is whiny and a baby

The girls?

A psycho girl who accidentally shot him
Simon. Don’t question why he is one.
Milly, the young girl
Jane, the vet’s assistant
Simon again. Stop asking why.


WHO DOES HE CHOOSE? WATCH TO FIND OUT MORE ON THIS SHIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY POST BUT I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR HALFWAY THROUGH

Whiny? Aw, he's an absolute lad with bangin' humour
He cries at rom-coms and weddings tho

 

[Rumble Fish]

Aw, we should jus make a family. Archie, Milly, n' Jen

I'd be down for that though it's weird that Milly would be the "child" since shes 19 lol

 

[idalie]

I'd be down for that though it's weird that Milly would be the "child" since shes 19 lol

SHE'S MY C H I L D

 

[Rumble Fish]

SHE'S MY C H I L D

Then again she's 5'1 and well... is completely sheltered so I guess she'd count

 

[idalie]

Then again she's 5'1 and well... is completely sheltered so I guess she'd count

c:
Tbh the longer we've been at it, i've already adopted her out of character so

 

[Rumble Fish]

c:
Tbh the longer we've been at it, i've already adopted her out of character so

We'll just have to make it happen ic too. If she didnt come across anyone Milly'd probably be dead ages ago

 

[idalie]

We'll just have to make it happen ic too. If she didnt come across anyone Milly'd probably be dead ages ago

Which is why, now Archie is gonna carry her on his shoulders and stuff and-and-and be all "Eat ur greens" N' stuff

 

[Rumble Fish]

Which is why, now Archie is gonna carry her on his shoulders and stuff and-and-and be all "Eat ur greens" N' stuff

Pfft, even though Milly is pretty... mature in a sense, not too much like a child she's still gonna have her moments of "Nu I don't wanna!" and goes in a huff xD

 

[idalie]

Pfft, even though Milly is pretty... mature in a sense, not too much like a child she's still gonna have her moments of "Nu I don't wanna!" and goes in a huff xD

Well ofc, she's 19, but for messing around it's gonna be FUN

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Aw, we should jus make a family. Archie, Milly, n' Jen

lets do it boiii

 

[Rumble Fish]

Well ofc, she's 19, but for messing around it's gonna be FUN

Yeah, thinking of making her a bit younger but I cant remember what the limit is. Oh well.
Archie: "Milly eat ur greens or no smarties!"
Milly: "...ur mean ;n -eats greens-"

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Which is why, now Archie is gonna carry her on his shoulders and stuff and-and-and be all "Eat ur greens" N' stuff

Hey, greens are good so you better eat them

 

[idalie]

Yeah, thinking of making her a bit younger but I cant remember what the limit is. Oh well.
Archie: "Milly eat ur greens or no smarties!"
Milly: "...ur mean ;n -eats greens-"

*Vigorously rattles smarties at her*

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Yeah, thinking of making her a bit younger but I cant remember what the limit is. Oh well.
Archie: "Milly eat ur greens or no smarties!"
Milly: "...ur mean ;n -eats greens-"

Jennifer will hold a knife to her throat and a gun to her head until she eats all her greens.

 

[idalie]

Jennifer will hold a knife to her throat and a gun to her head until she eats all her greens.

Pls stop assaulting my child

 

[Rumble Fish]

*Vigorously rattles smarties at her*

Jennifer will hold a knife to her throat and a gun to her head until she eats all her greens.

Milly snaps under the pressure of both getting smarties and having her head blown off and inhales her greens

 

[idalie]

Milly snaps under the pressure of both getting smarties and having her head blown off and inhales her greens

This actually made me start laughing irl, i'm fucking gone mate

 

[Rumble Fish]

This actually made me start laughing irl, i'm fucking gone mate

for realsies?

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Pls stop assaulting my child

Go away she’s Jennifer’s now too

having her head blown off and inhales her greens

What a wonderful family we’d be. Look at this beautiful family moment.

 

[Peacemaker .45]

This actually made me start laughing irl, i'm fucking gone mate

Rumble Fish i was laughing too. GG

 

[Rumble Fish]

Yay! I'm a comedian!

 

[idalie]

for realsies?

Yeah I'm just cracking up everytime I read it, honestly idk why it's so great

 

[Rumble Fish]

Yeah I'm just cracking up everytime I read it, honestly idk why it's so great

Not gonna lie, the mental image I got when writing that had me laughing as well

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Yay! I'm a comedian!

Now eat your fucking greens!

 

[idalie]

Not gonna lie, the mental image I got when writing that had me laughing as well

Absolute banter m8