The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
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Rock And Roll Boy
Three Thousand Club
Why can't my local police change my lightbulb?
They admire the bulb for being white and hate the room being black.
They admire the bulb for being white and hate the room being black.
Archdemon
Some random dude on the Internet
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Seahomie
100% Pure Star Dust
I added Paul Walker on Xbox! All he does is spend his time on the dashboard though...
adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
You're good.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
Oiiii I posted that first joke on the first day page lol not in image form tho
Venomous_Tia
Slowly getting back into RPing
Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
Knock Knock. Who's There?
Not Suzy
Because she had no arms
Knock Knock. Who's There?
Not Suzy
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Lol. I didn't notice that.
The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
What is the difference between a bag of heroin and a baby?
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of heroin fall out the window.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of heroin fall out the window.
Archdemon
Some random dude on the Internet
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Seriously? I swear I'm not trying to steal your jokes, I'm just crap at reading through posts!
The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
It's fine, at this point it's actually somewhat hilarious. But I'd love to see original ones from you here! I think you've contributed some good ones!
Venomous_Tia
Slowly getting back into RPing
Hitler knew Jews were God's chosen people.
That's why he sent 6 million of them to heaven.
That's why he sent 6 million of them to heaven.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
NofaceFell
No.Face
My boss farted in front of a Jewish client.
"A little gas never killed anybody."
"A little gas never killed anybody."
Neon Valkyrie
She Who Is Called I Am
I look at dicks like most people look at snickers; they were so much more filling when I was a kid.
NofaceFell
No.Face
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van, kid, and find out.
Get in the van, kid, and find out.
Rock And Roll Boy
Three Thousand Club
Why don't the kids survive school shootings?
They can't run in the corridors.
They can't run in the corridors.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The Omen of Death
My presence has marked your eventual demise.
What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome?
A baked potato
A baked potato
LennyTheMemeGod
The Quackling Cat
The Omen of Death
Jesus fucking Christ, I feel bad for laughing at that one. 10/10.
What’s the best part about an ISIS joke?
The execution.
Pls don’t ban me, mods.
