Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Lovelace]

@The Little Bread Crumb has been eaten by birds. Also, FTR is now dead.

@SomeFakeUsername911 is sleeping with Dwarves...

 

[FTR]

Lovelace likes to drop vials of Yersinia Pestis off the Empire State Building

 

[Tonstad39]

FTR Played a role in both Dirty Dancing and Beuty and the beast

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should go hide before the Grammar Nazis descend.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost just brought me to the multiverse

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should be losing his mind by now.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost should know that i've diverged into every ond of my forms and phased out of the cardboard box.

 

[FTR]

Tonstad39 Was fired from ThyssenKrupp for indecent exposure

 

[Kazu]

FTR exploded into an eggplant croissant.

 

[Tonstad39]

Kazu Plays 3rd trumpet in the Sab Fransisco Symphony

 

[FTR]

Tonstad39 engages in sexual cannibalism

 

[Silvy]

FTR smashes all of the pumpkins right before Halloween
I don't even know lol

 

[IctoraPost]

Silvy is actually a Goldy.

 

[Tonstad39]

Thanks to IctoraPost I met God

 

[PortugalTM]

Thanks to IctoraPost I met God

Tonstad39 was a German soldier defending the beaches of Norway when he was shot in the torso, and through a wormhole was sent into our current era, where he struggles to grasp the basics of technology. Except RPN he's got that all figured out.

 

[Error404RealityFailed]

PortugalTM Stole the mobs carrots, took a train across the country fleeing the Guinea Pig mafia

 

[Silvy]

Error404RealityFailed isn't actually a guinea pig and is actually a rat trying to control all of the guinea pigs to get revenge on other rats

 

[Tonstad39]

Error404RealityFailed runs the cutest mafia on the earth.

 

[PortugalTM]

Error404RealityFailed runs the cutest mafia on the earth.

That isn't a lie though. I'd know. I messed with wrong gangsters.

 

[Error404RealityFailed]

PortugalTM Did not mess with the wrong fluffy gangsters
(Totally a lie. Stole all carrots.)

 

[Bush]

PortugalTM Did not mess with the wrong fluffy gangsters
(Totally a lie. Stole all carrots.)

Error404RealityFailed ! What are you doing here?! I thought they sent you to kill XApj, marry Jumail's famous moon hotel, kill all white men, cheat on the hotel with Batman, create the Emoji Movie 2 (subtitled the Fidget Invasion), recover the lost TabbyCatTM, and destroy the Neo-Gungan fleet!

 

[Silvy]

Bush is actually 2281emanlaeremos!
(Somerealusername1822 (random #'s lol) backwards in case your having trouble reading it)

 

[IctoraPost]

Silvy belongs to a race of translucent-nosed beings.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost needs to send me back home, I can't stand how non-linear things are here!

 

[IctoraPost]

A pair of hyperbolic trans-dimensional wings has been mailed to Tonstad39 . Instructions have been included.