Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Derpy Dev]

Tonstad39 has been plotting to get the first post on this thread, and has won.

 

[FTR]

Derpy Dev owns a Ferrari 250 GTO and uses a mix of one part rams milk two parts virgin blood to shine it and keep that Ferrari red sheen.

 

[Tonstad39]

FTR is addicted to slurm

 

[FTR]

Tonstad39 is my slurm dealer

 

[billthesomething]

FTR was adopted by Koalas

 

[Tonstad39]

billthesomething created the heavens and the earth

 

[Bush]

Tonstad39 believes the Earth is a flat plain and at the north pole is a portal, leading to a hollow, concave Earth with the stars and planets in the middle of the cave, along with two more Earths; one following the Heliocentric model and another following the Geocentric model. This doesn't matter anyway, since Planet X will destroy all of it this September 23th; the same day as the Illuminati, reptilian army takeover, which arrived to Earth by Egypt pyramids, takes over, revealing they did 9/11, the Kennedy assassination, faked the moon landing, and are also communist-nazis. Tonstad39 also believes Man of Steel was a good movie.

 

[Tonstad39]

Bush voted for George HW Bush in 1988

 

[Bush]

Bush voted for George HW Bush in 1988

Tonstad39 is George Bush. Both of them.

 

[Hollycrest]

Tonstad39 is George Bush. Both of them.

If you type Bush 's name into the Notes app on your phone you'll be redirected to an emergency help line

 

[Tonstad39]

Hollycrest has been outside our universe and will tell us what it's like

 

[Hollycrest]

Tonstad39 is secretly a government official who pays off the Anonymous every five days to keep away from his family

 

[Tonstad39]

Hollycrest isn't going to tell us what the outside of the universe is like!

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should know that that is something no mortal should ever know.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost does deliveries there

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should know that I am no mere mortal.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Ictirapost needs to deliver me outside of the universe!!

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 has been packaged into a cardboard box and is being celestially delivered through the ethers of nonexistence.

 

[FTR]

IctoraPost will regret having let me live

 

[IctoraPost]

FTR should remember that I was the bodyguard, not the attempted killer.

 

[Derpy Dev]

IctoraPost killed my pet space cat.

 

[FTR]

Derpy Dev doesn't even own a rear axle stretcher and is obviously a bad mechanic

 

[Bush]

Derpy Dev doesn't even own a rear axle stretcher and is obviously a bad mechanic

FTR hates Pumpkins because she is allergic to them. This is why the FBI is outside her door with Pumpkin guns, ready to strike after the next post is posted.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

FTR hates Pumpkins because she is allergic to them. This is why the FBI is outside her door with Pumpkin guns, ready to strike after the next post is posted.

Bush is a person

 

[Bush]

Bush is a person

Vali Ulfr has been eaten by birds. Also, FTR is now dead.