Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[HoneyMelon]

Tonstad39 Is being investigated by the FBI for plotting to terminate the Club Penguin website

 

[wdinatx]

HoneyMelon is a ordinary horse with a plastic horn.

 

[FTR]

wdinatx served as the Czech chairman of internal affairs for 19 years before retiring into water bear husbandry

 

[Tonstad39]

FTR has been hogging my PS4 for the past two hours!

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Tonstad39 is truly not a mysterious masked being, but that adorable little child who runs around in circles thinking they can run so fast they can't be seen

 

[FTR]

Dr.Nekoshu lost a bet to guy in a chiffon skirt, but makes those high heels work

 

[Segue]

FTR is actually Banksy, the avatar is an example of their recent work.

 

[Tonstad39]

Segue is a living bedroom lampned by the son of Emanuel Macron who had been turned into a beast by a Euronationalist

 

[RoyalPhoenix32]

Tonstad39 is actually a ghost of Japanese little kid wanting scary the living hell out of people.

 

[FTR]

RoyalPhoenix32 led the destruction of the Temple of Solomon

 

[Tonstad39]

FTR posssesses the Lesser key of Solomon

 

[FTR]

Tonstad39 knows I'll trade it to them for Dead Sea Scrolls

 

[Luka_Megurine]

FTR actually despises Pumpkin and Spice.

 

[Tonstad39]

Luka_Megurine is a goat who lives in a farm pregnant with her owner's offspring.

 

[FTR]

Tonstad39 can be found behind The Waffle House peddling spicy ketchup and moth balls.

 

[Amoradon]

FTR is actually a pumpkin that got mutated by an evil scientist.

 

[Illiterate]

Amoradon isn't actually a Dragon Knight. And isn't professionally badass.

 

[Derpy Dev]

Is secretly a worshiper of Deer Christ.

 

[Amoradon]

Is NOT a worshipper of Deer Christ

 

[Tonstad39]

Amoradon is enrolled in clown college and is currently posting during a class on pants dropping.

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 is a mysterious masked wind-up porcelain mershark centaur.

 

[Derpy Dev]

IctoraPost is a letter containing poorly written shipfics.

 

[Segue]

Derpy Dev isn't actually mad, he just plays "the kooky one" on reruns of Days of Our Lives.

 

[FTR]

Segue makes a hobby out of translating and transcribing episodes of Sea Hunt into hieroglyphics.

 

[Tonstad39]

FTR is a gorilla who uses his zookeepers as internet servants.