Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Simon_Hawk]

Simon_Hawk is old and crusty just a little bit musty. And their RP is flat and extremely rusty

PanOtterPus Is 1,000 years old, drinks liquefied crisco, and is generally unpleasant to be around. *pssst* and she smells tee hee

 

[PanOtterPus]

PanOtterPus Is 1,000 years old, drinks liquefied crisco, and is generally unpleasant to be around. *pssst* and she smells tee hee

I'd sob if it weren't so true..

 

[Simon_Hawk]

I'd sob if it weren't so true..

LOL! Here, have an Irn Bru.

 

[Tonstad39]

Simon_Hawk has a day job as a locomotive driver and beats it with a broom when he's late.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Tonstad39 Artificially inseminates wombats as a past time.

 

[wdinatx]

Simon_Hawk Eats unicorn horns.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

wdinatx Creates statues with various breakfast meats.

 

[Konosuba]

@Simon_Hawk Destroyer of worlds.

 

[Tonstad39]

Konosuba is a drunk

 

[wdinatx]

Tonstad39 is adorable without his mask

 

[Simon_Hawk]

wdinatx Thoroughly enjoys the stale odor of old person farts.

 

[Tonstad39]

Simon_Hawk uses spray on hair to cover his bald spots.

 

[captainjava]

Tonstad39 totally doesn't rinse their produce before eating it.

 

[Aughto von realname]

captainjava Secretly a time-traveller partial to medieval era but moonlights as a senator of the roman empire prior to Caesar.

 

[captainjava]

captainjava Secretly a time-traveller partial to medieval era but moonlights as a senator of the roman empire prior to Caesar.

That's actually not a lie. n_n

 

[Aughto von realname]

That's actually not a lie. n_n

shieeett has Caesar crossed the river tiber yet or are you still at the punic war. Frankly I'm partial to late colonial era america but sometimes It's fun to visit antiquity from time to time

 

[captainjava]

shieeett has Caesar crossed the river tiber yet or are you still at the punic war. Frankly I'm partial to late colonial era america but sometimes It's fun to visit antiquity from time to time

I stopped paying attention to the old cod the second he insisted on a painting of him going into battle. I've just finished the french revolution (again!) and I'm gonna go ahead and say my absolute favourite place to go is the sweet spot between Victoria and Edward. Full of invention and industry. A booming world around me and my goodness the princess cut bustle gowns.

 

[Tonstad39]

captainjava grew up in the Victorian era.

 

[Aughto von realname]

I stopped paying attention to the old cod the second he insisted on a painting of him going into battle. I've just finished the french revolution (again!) and I'm gonna go ahead and say my absolute favourite place to go is the sweet spot between Victoria and Edward. Full of invention and industry. A booming world around me and my goodness the princess cut bustle gowns.

Man fuck that, you should to 2115 mars broke off from earth there's an interplanetary war going on. Sad thing is the ships are so primitive compared to post ftl-era but there's a war of independence-esque war going on in the colonies of the asteroid belt which, spoiler alert, forms the United planetary coalition and propels humanity into the next galaxy over. Also aliens have no genitalia nor do their females have breasts.

 

[captainjava]

Aughto von realname has a thing for alien genitals and breastless females.

 

[Aughto von realname]

Aughto von realname has a thing for alien genitals and breastless females.

Actually I have a thing for driders but eh, alien chicks are up there.

 

[Tonstad39]

Aughto von realname has a Harem of drider women

 

[Aughto von realname]

Aughto von realname has a Harem of drider women

HAHA, I wish all I'm getting is thicc centaur booty now.

 

[Tonstad39]

Aughto von realname is making other Orcish nobles look bad!

 

[wdinatx]

Tonstad39 interupts every conversation he sees.