Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Elucid]

Tonstad39 secretly likes ana kasparian

 

[Tonstad39]

Elucid has had a city hall near an international border bombed.

 

[Elucid]

Tonstad39 got an erection while looking at pictures of the MOAB

 

[Bush]

Elucid has built and placed the detonators in the Twin Towers.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Bush had him do it on July 11th, 2001.

 

[Bush]

Hall Kervean was there too, making sure the bomb detecting dogs that were at the Twin Towers since 1993 were removed.

 

[Soul Stealer]

Bush Knows telepathy.

 

[Tonstad39]

Soul Stealer Invented Bonzi buddy to get people's intimate information for the sake of identity theft.

 

[Soul Stealer]

Tonstad39 Collects information for this thread by stalking all of the people in it.

 

[Simple]

Soul Stealer Is a first class black market organ seller since 2003.

 

[Soul Stealer]

Simple is a regular client in the organ business.

 

[Samurai Jay]

Soul Stealer is the special taskforce member who is assigned to find the organ seller, but his alter ego is the organ seller

 

[Soul Stealer]

Samurai Jay is the origin of disembodied organ fetishes.

 

[PretzelR]

Soul Stealer She/He found Atlantis because of his avatar D:

 

[IctoraPost]

PretzelR is eating the pretzel.

 

[lostwanderer]

IctoraPost likes the feeling of having their corners cut

 

[Samurai Jay]

lostwanderer is the reason the cake is a lie

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Samurai Jay 's nickname is Jack.

 

[Samurai Jay]

Samurai Jay 's nickname is Jack.

(....it actually is)

 

[Tonstad39]

Samurai Jay is responsible for the subjugation of the Ainu in Sapporo

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 lost the Lost Generation, someone else had to find them again.

 

[IctoraPost]

Hall Kervean actually just a janitor.

 

[Hall Kervean]

IctoraPost is actually a mop manufacturer.

 

[Samurai Jay]

Hall Kervean is secretly stealing how IctoraPost makes his mops

 

[Tonstad39]

Samurai Jay once slept with Hayao Miyazaki when the two were in college!