Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Hall Kervean is in fact a low-level employee working behind a cash register for minimum wage on a 9 to 5 schedule.

 

[Hall Kervean]

iWriteAboutNothing is unemployed, but lords over the minimum wage people as if superior.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Hall Kervean was found in almost every children's closet on New Year's Eve.

 

[Hall Kervean]

iWriteAboutNothing could not sleep for fear of finding Sano in their closet

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Hall Kervean prepares them alive, then eats misbehaving children on Thanksgiving. Apparently in my closet...

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean is a demon pedophile

 

[Hall Kervean]

Call me Hisoka

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Tonstad39 has forgotten about the hundred pounds of bamboo I owe him. He's a horrible debt collector.

 

[Tonstad39]

iWriteAboutNothing should know that I'm an endangered species!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Tonstad39 Is actually a Grizzly Bear, and is doing just fine.

 

[Hall Kervean]

iWriteAboutNothing fed the wildlife, despite multiple warnings to not do so.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean tried to keep my cousin's cubs as pets

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Tonstad39 was also found in my closet, in conjunction with Hall Kervean . Eating little children like heartless monsters.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 didn't notice or care, even though they were babysitting.

 

[Hall Kervean]

iWriteAboutNothing forgot to call Animal Control, so no further action was taken.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean has pet panda cubs and needs to answer to Chinese authorities!

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 has heard of Indian pandas.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean is being investigated by India's National Investigation Agency for the kidnapping of red panda cubs off of national park land.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 lost to the French in everything.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean has to explain to the police why there's red panda cubs in his hotel room!

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 forgot how much money the CEO of humanity has

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean has to tell the Indian police how and where he acquired the pandas!

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 forgot I manage the funds of the Indian police.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean is now in handcuffs

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 is looking at classified case files about an innocent man falsely accused of animal trafficking.