Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Axel The Englishman]

That's because...

THERE IS NO UPSIDE DOWN

 

[Hall Kervean]

The tag was on the bottom.
It's currently on the top.

 

[GlacierHills]

Axel The Englishman really wanted to live on the moon but was too ashamed to let his mother know, because there was an American flag flying there.

 

[Hall Kervean]

GlacierHills forgot it was their own fault. They should have fought harder during the 1700's. Or, alternatively, at all.

 

[GlacierHills]

Hall Kervean could never go swimming because they were terribly afraid of mermaids.

 

[Hall Kervean]

GlacierHills did not meet the mermaids with their friends, because they couldn't swim.
In addition, the hotel staff requested they leave the hotel, since they would not refrain from chucking the towels into the hotel pool.

 

[daesung]

Hall Kervean did not even go near the water because they do not exist

 

[Axel The Englishman]

daesung has reached stages of maximum weeaboowage.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Axel The Englishman is Scottish

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hall Kervean is actually French. He should have used more white paint,

 

[GlacierHills]

Axel The Englishman has never eaten a mango before.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

GlacierHills remembered the Moon has been conquered by the French.

 

[Hall Kervean]

GlacierHills has never been to the grocery store before.
(ninja'ed)
Axel The Englishman bleached his British flag in honor of a French holiday.

 

[daesung]

Hall Kervean is Chinese

 

[Hall Kervean]

daesung has no job, because justice is their employer.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hall Kervean 's diary has just been released on DVD

Spoiler: WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK

 

[Angelofwishes7]

Axel The Englishman has fleas

 

[Hall Kervean]

Axel The Englishman 's diary has just been found:


Angelofwishes7 has multiple parasites living on and in them.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hall Kervean did not just try to pass off his own diary as my own. Also, here is the second edition of his own diary.

Spoiler: WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK, AGAIN

 

[daesung]

Axel The Englishman is not English

 

[Axel The Englishman]

daesung is a Social Justice Warrior

>Gasps all around<

 

[Hall Kervean]

Axel The Englishman is a hardcore liberal that leans dangerously close to communist.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hall Kervean Edition 3

Spoiler: AGAIN, YOUR OWN RISK

 

[Hall Kervean]

Axel The Englishman never watched Star Wars. He just read the book.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hall Kervean did a fourth.

Spoiler: SOME SERIOUS LANGUAGE, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL