Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Koss said:
I think @OrenjiGatsu Will like this one

Slowly build a solid kingdom for about 50 years, only to have a brain dead heir take over. Then you begin inbreeding your family because no one will marry you, and finally you begin to get gangbanged by everyone around you and by multiple barbarian tribes until some viking shits take you over and cause boarder gore!

-CK2

Oh and we have $220 worth of DLC, ranging from Sunset invasion to unit packs!
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Praise be to CK2.
 
The Southern Army can:

- decisively win all decisive battles and really battles of any kind from 1861-1864, causing catastrophic losses and debacles amongst the Union Army and politicians, Northern cities are rising up in riots after losing the Battle of Gettysburg and literally every battle of the war, but then they ram you with a magic erection at the Battle of Chickamaga and you effectively fail everything.

-- Ultimate General: Civil War
 
Kill bad guys to Hush by Deep Purple and other awesome classic rock songs, then become a war criminal by killing people with white phosphorus mortar rounds.

-- Spec Ops: The Line
 
Enslave animals and force them to fight other animals.

-Pokemon
this has been beaten to the ground, I know.
 
Kill your enemies, kill your friends, kill your children, kill your parents, and occasionally, kill someone in the audience, then get killed in creative, colorful ways that would make a blood and gore fetishist feel at home!

-Any Mortal Kombat game... except for the Gameboy Adaptations.
 
Magical doggo is revived by a sexy woodsprite and sent on an adventure with a perverted bug-man to save Japan. Use a paintbrush to fight a wide selection of monsters such as flying fish women, evil trees, and a giant hand.
-Okami
 
A hat collecting simulator with a shooting gallery mini-game that people seem to like

Team Fortress 2
 
After being tricked into becoming a person of importance, work in slavery under an anthropomorphic embodiment of greed to afford your house.
 
"you have a hole in your left wing!!"
-War Thunder

We took the story out of it and added more pirates.
-Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
 
You take Destiny, and then you try to make it more open world but it’s not at all

Oh wait.. That is a game
It’s called Destiny 2
 
Settles arguments about what's for dinner. By beating each other senselessly in cartoon for.
-Super smash Bros
 
Guy steps into a suspicious pod, his wife gets friggin domed, his son gets stolen, and he eventually leaves. Rampages his way through a post apocalyptic wasteland blowing peoples skulls apart only for his son to die like 10 minutes after he finds him

Fallout 4
 
You go to visit your teacher at the hospital and find out, SURPRISE, IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! Then Satan feeds you a weird crab worm and you wake up a half-demon abomination charged with finding a reason to rebuild the world while surrounded with other demons and Dante from Devil May Cry, who all want to absolutely murder your face.

- Shin Megami Tensei III: NOCTURNE
 
Battle weird alien things invading the universe. Weild a large off weight weapon that should bludgeon instead of a slash. Try to hide the obvious gay pining with a thin veil of copyrighted characters and a girl that is put off to the side.

-Kingdom Hearts
 
A little girl's imaginary friend falls in love with her as she grows up and helps her escape the FBI.

-Beyond: Two Souls
 
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