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One Thousand Club
Warning: this program was made by Ensign Jack Keiper, a class B felon. Starfleet recommends extreme caution when engaging in this Holodeck Simulation, as Keiper has been known to: REMOVE ESSENTIAL FAILSAFES and DISREGARD ETHICAL PROTOCOLS. Immediately report all violations to Starfleet.
"Computer, begin simulation."
Episode One: On Foreign Tides
The starship Vigilance sails proudly through subspace towards some generic anomaly of scientific interest, its crew working dutifully under their insatiably attractive captain, Jack Keiper, pressing buttons and saying offical-sounding things. All is right on the Vigilance, and totally canon. Unbeknownst to the crew, a stranger lurks behind. Entering swiftly into the subspace slipstream of the Vigilance, a massive ship that smelled of villainy (and a little bit like jerky).
The front facade quickly opens up and swallows the Vigilance whole. Within three minutes, the ship and its crew was incapacitated and captured; all except the senior crew: Pilot Varra Orc'kel, Science Officer Kimberly #49, Counselor Savir, and Tactical Officer Taris Noor. They awake on the floor in the Ready Room to a whispered voice saying "Computer, initiate Disco Fever Protocol," followed by a blaring rendition of Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive played over the intercom. Through the officers' communicators, they receive a message. Upon playing, they instantly recognize the voice of captain Jack.
"If you're hearing this message and the music along with it, then the ship has been captured. I leave it to you to save your own asses, and if you can, the ass of the ship. Actually, more than just the ass. The whole ship, if possible. Okay, nevermind. Computer, restart recording. If you're hearing this message and the music along with it, then the ship has been captured. I leave it to you to do whatever you find necesary to protect the ship and her crew. Fuck Starfleet regulations. Anything you do from now until the ship is secure is off the record. It's on y'all to save Vigilance, no matter the cost. Computer, stop recording."
"Computer, begin simulation."
Episode One: On Foreign Tides
The starship Vigilance sails proudly through subspace towards some generic anomaly of scientific interest, its crew working dutifully under their insatiably attractive captain, Jack Keiper, pressing buttons and saying offical-sounding things. All is right on the Vigilance, and totally canon. Unbeknownst to the crew, a stranger lurks behind. Entering swiftly into the subspace slipstream of the Vigilance, a massive ship that smelled of villainy (and a little bit like jerky).
"If you're hearing this message and the music along with it, then the ship has been captured. I leave it to you to save your own asses, and if you can, the ass of the ship. Actually, more than just the ass. The whole ship, if possible. Okay, nevermind. Computer, restart recording. If you're hearing this message and the music along with it, then the ship has been captured. I leave it to you to do whatever you find necesary to protect the ship and her crew. Fuck Starfleet regulations. Anything you do from now until the ship is secure is off the record. It's on y'all to save Vigilance, no matter the cost. Computer, stop recording."
