Scriven
Slayer of incompetent and disappointing minions
“Oh god, ahh, this is so good. What-- how did you even make this? Did you... Did you sprinkle it with crack and then roll it in crack?”
Jolie raised a pale brow at him from where she stood over the stove on the other side of the kitchen. “Finn, it’s a brownie. It’s just butter and sugar and cocoa.”
“And crack,” he insisted stubbornly. “I’m serious, Jolie, these are incredible." He got a very serious, determined look in his brown eyes. "Will you marry me?”
Jolie expelled a huff of air. “My husband’s not going to like it too much when I tell him you’ve been asking for my hand again,” she teased. “Besides, it’s not you that loves me, just that bottomless pit you call a stomach.”
“Fastest way to a man’s heart,” Finn replied with a wide, toothy grin. He was wrapping up more of the gooey treats in a napkin for later and carefully tucking the parcel into his vest. He couldn’t be seen by anyone dubbed ‘important’ carrying around confectionery treats. He had to put on his most serious valet face, after all. He had a very important position to maintain as attendant to the princess. Sure, none of the other servants in the castle took him seriously, but his employers didn’t know that. The goings-on of the staff were kept a careful secret from those in charge. The royals had their little secrets and the servants had some too.
Finn was an open book though. He didn’t have any secrets to protect, per se, though he was diligent to keep up appearances while working. There was a whole group of people that thought he was dignified and serious and Finn rather liked that. Those that really knew him knew he was neither of those things. What he was was an incorrigible flirt, a prankster, and loyal to a fault.
“You’re going to get chocolate on your clothes,” Jolie told him, waving her spoon at him.
Finn grinned back at her. “You think I’d make the same mistake twice? Please. This time I used two napkins. I’m fine.”
Jolie gave a skeptical grunt and held a tray out to him for him to take. “Put these in the council chamber,” she told him. “And don’t dawdle!”
Taking the tray, Finn hurried away. “I never dawdle!” he hollered over his shoulder, moving too quickly. The teapot clattered against the china cups on the tray and tea spilled out of the spout. Finn forced himself to slow down. He was approaching the doorway to the kitchen and would soon be passing into the territory of all the fine lords and ladies. It was time to play his part. He schooled his face into a serious scowl and straightened his back. He passed Lucia in the dining room on his way to the stairs and she popped the tip of her tongue out at him, but Finn didn’t so much as twitch. He carefully ignored her, sufficiently haughty in his act.
The council chamber door was closed. When he opened it, Finn found the room to be empty. That was odd. Who had asked for a pot of tea? He frowned and closed the door behind him. At least now he had time to wipe up the tea he had spilled. Setting the tray on the roughly hewn, round wooden table, Finn began to look around for something he could use to mop up the spilled tea on the tray. He leaned past the bowl of fruit to pick up one of the handkerchiefs that father Earl was always leaving everywhere (he suffered from Spring fever year round, it seemed) and his elbow knocked into one of the apples, pushing it out. The piece of fruit rolled off the table, then rolled toward the window, disappearing behind the heavy velvet curtains that hung in front of the thick panes of wavy, leaded glass.
Finn groaned and mopped up the tea, then hurried to go pick up the apple. He bent, moving the velvet drapes this way and that, trying to find the fruit. Where had the blasted thing gone? Apples didn’t just disappear. Finn pulled back the curtains and slipped behind them, searching the voluminous folds from that direction. Ah, there it was! He picked the red and gold apple up off the floor and straightened, about to leave the heavy draperies when he heard the door open and click closed a second later. He froze, though he wasn’t sure why. He should have just come right out, but Finn felt a little foolish for being behind the curtains in the first place. By the time he realized he was being an idiot, he had waited too long. Two men had begun to speak in rough, gravelly tones. Finn was stuck where he was till they left.
“Do you have it?” one voice asked.
“Yeah, got it last night. Not an easy thing to find. Lots of questions.”
“You better not have answered any of them,” said the first man impatiently.
The second man laughed, though the sound was humorless. “This isn’t my first assassination.” Finn’s eyes widened and he tried to still his breathing. He didn’t think he wanted to hear this. He couldn’t come out though. They would know he had overheard...
“Good. After the wedding, when everything’s official, you put that in her drink, understand? It’ll look like she took ill, is all. Happens all the time. Then he’ll have the crown for himself.”
“You remember the bargain, don’t you? Half now, half when the job is done.”
Finn could hear coins being jostled, as if they were in a pouch and being handed off from man to man. He swallowed hard against the lump in his throat, trying not to make a sound. These were dangerous men and they meant business. If they found out he knew of their plan, he had no doubt they would kill him.
“You know what’ll happen if you fail,” one of the men growled- presumably the one paying the other. “I’ll find ye and I’ll kill ye myself. If you try to leave town, you won’t make it far. I’ve got spies in every town. You’ll find yourself with a blade to your throat before you can spend your first coin.”
“I ain’t gonna run, and I definitely ain’t gonna fail,” the other snarled.
Finn heard the door open, then heard feet shuffling, and the door closed again. Had both men left? What if one of them came back? Finn stayed where he was, too afraid to move. His heart was beating a fast, uneven tempo against his ribs, his thoughts racing. One thought was at the forefront though, unable to be suppressed.
He had to tell her. Someone wanted the princess dead.
Jolie raised a pale brow at him from where she stood over the stove on the other side of the kitchen. “Finn, it’s a brownie. It’s just butter and sugar and cocoa.”
“And crack,” he insisted stubbornly. “I’m serious, Jolie, these are incredible." He got a very serious, determined look in his brown eyes. "Will you marry me?”
Jolie expelled a huff of air. “My husband’s not going to like it too much when I tell him you’ve been asking for my hand again,” she teased. “Besides, it’s not you that loves me, just that bottomless pit you call a stomach.”
“Fastest way to a man’s heart,” Finn replied with a wide, toothy grin. He was wrapping up more of the gooey treats in a napkin for later and carefully tucking the parcel into his vest. He couldn’t be seen by anyone dubbed ‘important’ carrying around confectionery treats. He had to put on his most serious valet face, after all. He had a very important position to maintain as attendant to the princess. Sure, none of the other servants in the castle took him seriously, but his employers didn’t know that. The goings-on of the staff were kept a careful secret from those in charge. The royals had their little secrets and the servants had some too.
Finn was an open book though. He didn’t have any secrets to protect, per se, though he was diligent to keep up appearances while working. There was a whole group of people that thought he was dignified and serious and Finn rather liked that. Those that really knew him knew he was neither of those things. What he was was an incorrigible flirt, a prankster, and loyal to a fault.
“You’re going to get chocolate on your clothes,” Jolie told him, waving her spoon at him.
Finn grinned back at her. “You think I’d make the same mistake twice? Please. This time I used two napkins. I’m fine.”
Jolie gave a skeptical grunt and held a tray out to him for him to take. “Put these in the council chamber,” she told him. “And don’t dawdle!”
Taking the tray, Finn hurried away. “I never dawdle!” he hollered over his shoulder, moving too quickly. The teapot clattered against the china cups on the tray and tea spilled out of the spout. Finn forced himself to slow down. He was approaching the doorway to the kitchen and would soon be passing into the territory of all the fine lords and ladies. It was time to play his part. He schooled his face into a serious scowl and straightened his back. He passed Lucia in the dining room on his way to the stairs and she popped the tip of her tongue out at him, but Finn didn’t so much as twitch. He carefully ignored her, sufficiently haughty in his act.
The council chamber door was closed. When he opened it, Finn found the room to be empty. That was odd. Who had asked for a pot of tea? He frowned and closed the door behind him. At least now he had time to wipe up the tea he had spilled. Setting the tray on the roughly hewn, round wooden table, Finn began to look around for something he could use to mop up the spilled tea on the tray. He leaned past the bowl of fruit to pick up one of the handkerchiefs that father Earl was always leaving everywhere (he suffered from Spring fever year round, it seemed) and his elbow knocked into one of the apples, pushing it out. The piece of fruit rolled off the table, then rolled toward the window, disappearing behind the heavy velvet curtains that hung in front of the thick panes of wavy, leaded glass.
Finn groaned and mopped up the tea, then hurried to go pick up the apple. He bent, moving the velvet drapes this way and that, trying to find the fruit. Where had the blasted thing gone? Apples didn’t just disappear. Finn pulled back the curtains and slipped behind them, searching the voluminous folds from that direction. Ah, there it was! He picked the red and gold apple up off the floor and straightened, about to leave the heavy draperies when he heard the door open and click closed a second later. He froze, though he wasn’t sure why. He should have just come right out, but Finn felt a little foolish for being behind the curtains in the first place. By the time he realized he was being an idiot, he had waited too long. Two men had begun to speak in rough, gravelly tones. Finn was stuck where he was till they left.
“Do you have it?” one voice asked.
“Yeah, got it last night. Not an easy thing to find. Lots of questions.”
“You better not have answered any of them,” said the first man impatiently.
The second man laughed, though the sound was humorless. “This isn’t my first assassination.” Finn’s eyes widened and he tried to still his breathing. He didn’t think he wanted to hear this. He couldn’t come out though. They would know he had overheard...
“Good. After the wedding, when everything’s official, you put that in her drink, understand? It’ll look like she took ill, is all. Happens all the time. Then he’ll have the crown for himself.”
“You remember the bargain, don’t you? Half now, half when the job is done.”
Finn could hear coins being jostled, as if they were in a pouch and being handed off from man to man. He swallowed hard against the lump in his throat, trying not to make a sound. These were dangerous men and they meant business. If they found out he knew of their plan, he had no doubt they would kill him.
“You know what’ll happen if you fail,” one of the men growled- presumably the one paying the other. “I’ll find ye and I’ll kill ye myself. If you try to leave town, you won’t make it far. I’ve got spies in every town. You’ll find yourself with a blade to your throat before you can spend your first coin.”
“I ain’t gonna run, and I definitely ain’t gonna fail,” the other snarled.
Finn heard the door open, then heard feet shuffling, and the door closed again. Had both men left? What if one of them came back? Finn stayed where he was, too afraid to move. His heart was beating a fast, uneven tempo against his ribs, his thoughts racing. One thought was at the forefront though, unable to be suppressed.
He had to tell her. Someone wanted the princess dead.
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