Multiple Settings Some Strange Ideas

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Hello RPN, today I offer you a few plots. Would you be interested in having some fun with a few of them?
My only requirement from you is that you be 18+ for these.

The hero is a fairy from Montreal who can turn anybody into a cat. The nemesis is a fairy who plots an evil scheme. It turns out the hero and the nemesis are the same person.

Rohit is a killer fuelled by homophobia, who splurge-guns doctors and paints them orange. DI Helle, a cleaner from New York, knows she has to stop him. In one final act of destruction, the villian orchestrates a mass murder, and kills 24 doctors is one attack.

In a world where zombies are stand-up comedians, one tutor has no choice but to bring down the goverment by eating his own great uncle. It turns out that the tutor is a zombie.

Siddharth is a monster fuelled by hatred, who splurge-guns doctors and shaves them. DCI Spier, a nurse from Australia, knows she has to stop him. It turns out the whole plot was a practical joke played by Spier's hilarious daughter.

Barbara is a pop star from Cork who falls in love with her arch enemy. The two are separated when the arch enemy accidentally runs over a chicken and becomes too distraught to love. Distraught Barbara kills herself.

A caretaker from Portage is delighted when she gets the chance to take part in the final of Bake Off. However, her chances are scuppered when her car breaks down on the way to the competition. Distraught at losing Bake Off, the caretaker turns to a life of crime.

When a psychopath from Wellington develops a fear of ducks, not everybody is supportive. However, his fortunes improve when his tutor gets him a gig at a local theatre. It turns out the psychopath can travel in time, so he goes back and changes the past.

A lawyer from Caerphilly is delighted when he gets the chance to take part in the final of a singing competition. However, his chances are scuppered when his wife is badly injured in a car accident. Distraught at losing a singing competition, the lawyer packers himself off to the mountains and becomes a hermit.

When a virgin from Fredericksburg learns how to turn invisible, not everybody is supportive. However, his fortunes improve when his step-sister hires a life coach. The virgin later finds out that his step-sister is the devil in disguise.

When a teacher from Indianapolis develops a fear of blood, not everybody is supportive. However, her fortunes improve when her best friend buys a record company. It turns out her best friend is actually the teacher's reflection.

In a world where men are rude and reckless, one pharmacist has no choice but to bring down the goverment using just his mind. Eventually, the pharmacist forms an army and teaches the men a little respect.

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