Some New info about Canada

[Kat Oco]

So it has come to my attention that some people do not know what it is really like up here in Canada. I have composed a list of all the things you might not know about us canadians.


1.We are all really fat.


Similar to our American counterparts, we are quite overweight. This is what you get when you mix nice people and good food. It is both a curse, and a blessing.


2. Justin Bieber was never supposed to escape.


You may be wondering how the earth canadians are so gosh darn friendly, well i will tell you. In each city across canada, we have these giant hollow beavers. Every Canada's day, we go in the beavers and scream out loudest. The energy is infused with DNA ro create the ultimate Canadian. The test went south, and Beiber escaped.


3. We ride moose to work, not polar bears.


The polar bears are ridden by our cousins up north. We however, prefer moose. They are big and strong.


4. All of our men are lumberjacks.


This is pretty self explanatory.


5. Canadians all know each other.


We are all related, so of course we know each other.


What do you guys think? Is there anything people don't know about you and your country? Feel free to add anything below. This obviously legit.

 

[Nozomu]

I'm not sure this belongs in 'introduction' forms.

 

[Kat Oco]

[QUOTE="Hope Robinson]I'm not sure this belongs in 'introduction' forms.

[/QUOTE]
Well, i thought it was a good way to introduce canadians as a whole, by having some unknown facts about us.

 

[Nozomu]

I see.

 

[jope]

My Canadian friend just confirmed #3 so I know there is at least some validity to this post.

 

[Kat Oco]

My Canadian friend just confirmed #3 so I know there is at least some validity to this post.

All of this information is completely true, speaking as a canadian myself.

 

[Meredith]

Hmm. Here in Ontario, good things grow.


Good things grow, in Ontario.


When talking about Canada, it's considered polite to rhyme


But my peers I see forgetting, time after time.


My moose just grunted, awknowledging our pain


And here the slowflakes still fall down, like a 90 degree rain.


Michigan can't hold a candle to the free North, strong and true


But all this makes me wonder what we should do with you.


Canadian, you didn't rhyme, and that itself's a sin


but spouting secrets out online - well, that's just like my kin.


I hope I made you cringe with my midnight poetry,


and through the maple syrup shield, perhaps one day you'll see


Canadia's America but different in some ways


I look foreward to response within the next few days.


(It's way too late for this, if you care to see


I've no clue why I'm up for this - hey, gibberish for me.)

 

[Kat Oco]

Hmm. Here in Ontario, good things grow.
Good things grow, in Ontario.


When talking about Canada, it's considered polite to rhyme


But my peers I see forgetting, time after time.


My moose just grunted, awknowledging our pain


And here the slowflakes still fall down, like a 90 degree rain.


Michigan can't hold a candle to the free North, strong and true


But all this makes me wonder what we should do with you.


Canadian, you didn't rhyme, and that itself's a sin


but spouting secrets out online - well, that's just like my kin.


I hope I made you cringe with my midnight poetry,


and through the maple syrup shield, perhaps one day you'll see


Canadia's America but different in some ways


I look foreward to response within the next few days.


(It's way too late for this, if you care to see


I've no clue why I'm up for this - hey, gibberish for me.)

I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING THIS.

 

[Meredith]

xD


Canadia, man


I almost ran


But Prime ministers are chosen by the parties (bish boom bam)


And it didn't quite seem like I could ever romance Sam.


(Uncle sam? Anyone? xD )

 

[Archie]

I know some canadians oh my gosh you have to know them