DemetrioMachete
Messiah of the New Night
Enuky
Dalamus Ulom
It had been.. perhaps three days now, since the Battle of Lumberjack transpired. Immediately after the Battle was over, the casualties counted, and the victory official, Klaus shoehorned Prudence, Yaro and Falamar into their vessel. There would be no more waiting. This had to be done now, the Doctor said. They could rest their tired bones on the ship, he said!
But now it had been three days since they set sail. Klaus didn't seem to sleep at all, manning the crow's nest in constant search of the island he sought. The weather, though cloudy, was consistently calm. It only rained once, and only for a few minutes.
Currently, it was dusk, the sun was about to set and give way to another dark blue night. Klaus had embarked down from the crow's nest, suspecting there may have been something he could eat. Before this, though, he called everyone up to the deck, for he had a way to pass the time until dinner and bed.
Once he had Prudence, Yaro, and Falamar gathered, the Doctor spoke.
"Okay everyone. It has been a long day, but as anyone with experience can tell us, sailing takes a long time. So, I have decided that I will tell you all a story. Ahem!" He cleared his throat, and took a deep breath.
It had been.. perhaps three days now, since the Battle of Lumberjack transpired. Immediately after the Battle was over, the casualties counted, and the victory official, Klaus shoehorned Prudence, Yaro and Falamar into their vessel. There would be no more waiting. This had to be done now, the Doctor said. They could rest their tired bones on the ship, he said!
But now it had been three days since they set sail. Klaus didn't seem to sleep at all, manning the crow's nest in constant search of the island he sought. The weather, though cloudy, was consistently calm. It only rained once, and only for a few minutes.
Currently, it was dusk, the sun was about to set and give way to another dark blue night. Klaus had embarked down from the crow's nest, suspecting there may have been something he could eat. Before this, though, he called everyone up to the deck, for he had a way to pass the time until dinner and bed.
Once he had Prudence, Yaro, and Falamar gathered, the Doctor spoke.
"Okay everyone. It has been a long day, but as anyone with experience can tell us, sailing takes a long time. So, I have decided that I will tell you all a story. Ahem!" He cleared his throat, and took a deep breath.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except maybe a mouse.
The magic wands were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Zombie Klaus soon would be there.
Prudence and Yaro were snug in their beds,
While visions of murder danced in their heads.
With Falamar in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
We had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clamor,
I reached for my crossbow and pulled back the hammer.
Away to the window I flew without haste,
Tore open the shutters and began to lay waste!
The blood on the breast of the new-fallen dead,
Gave the luster of rubies, all glistening and red,
When, what to my wondering eyes should I see,
But a miniature sleigh pulled by filthy monkeys.
And then, as I stood with my mouth all agape,
I heard the moaning and gnawing of those damn dirty apes.
As I drew back the trigger, all set for the kill,
Down the chimney came Zombie Klaus -- ah, what a thrill!
He was wearing the flesh he tore from St. Nick,
And his clothes were all bloody, wouldn't you say, Rick?
A bundle of limbs poked out from his sack,
And he looked like a hobo, just having a snack.
His eyes were glazed over, his nose was not there!
His cheeks were half eaten, but he had not a care!
The drool from his mouth spilled onto the floor,
And the stench from his carcass, I simply adored!
The stump of a leg he held tight in his teeth,
And he wore some intestines on his head like a wreath.
He had sores on his face and a distended belly,
That shook when he moaned, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was deliciously gaunt, it made me giggle,
And I laughed and I laughed, I wet myself a little.
A wink of his eye as it "popped" from his head,
Oh how I love, the sexy undead!
He spoke not a word, and went straight for my heart,
As I leveled my mace and blew him apart!
On the floor lay his finger aside of his nose,
On the tree, like ornaments, were his teeth and his toes
And then in an instant, he sprang back to life,
I threw down the bludgeon and reached for my knife!
But up the chimney he went, as he gave me the finger!
"Nein!" I shouted "you must stay, you must linger!"
And I heard Zombie Klaus moan, as he flew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-bite."
The doctor clapped happily, proud of this story he had thought of on the fly.Not a creature was stirring, except maybe a mouse.
The magic wands were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Zombie Klaus soon would be there.
Prudence and Yaro were snug in their beds,
While visions of murder danced in their heads.
With Falamar in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
We had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clamor,
I reached for my crossbow and pulled back the hammer.
Away to the window I flew without haste,
Tore open the shutters and began to lay waste!
The blood on the breast of the new-fallen dead,
Gave the luster of rubies, all glistening and red,
When, what to my wondering eyes should I see,
But a miniature sleigh pulled by filthy monkeys.
And then, as I stood with my mouth all agape,
I heard the moaning and gnawing of those damn dirty apes.
As I drew back the trigger, all set for the kill,
Down the chimney came Zombie Klaus -- ah, what a thrill!
He was wearing the flesh he tore from St. Nick,
And his clothes were all bloody, wouldn't you say, Rick?
A bundle of limbs poked out from his sack,
And he looked like a hobo, just having a snack.
His eyes were glazed over, his nose was not there!
His cheeks were half eaten, but he had not a care!
The drool from his mouth spilled onto the floor,
And the stench from his carcass, I simply adored!
The stump of a leg he held tight in his teeth,
And he wore some intestines on his head like a wreath.
He had sores on his face and a distended belly,
That shook when he moaned, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was deliciously gaunt, it made me giggle,
And I laughed and I laughed, I wet myself a little.
A wink of his eye as it "popped" from his head,
Oh how I love, the sexy undead!
He spoke not a word, and went straight for my heart,
As I leveled my mace and blew him apart!
On the floor lay his finger aside of his nose,
On the tree, like ornaments, were his teeth and his toes
And then in an instant, he sprang back to life,
I threw down the bludgeon and reached for my knife!
But up the chimney he went, as he gave me the finger!
"Nein!" I shouted "you must stay, you must linger!"
And I heard Zombie Klaus moan, as he flew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-bite."
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