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Letter, 3 May 2015.
Atharid Solomon Sheffeld
TO
Rex Aston Heart
Honoured, Rex Aston Heart.
Very much so, right as I woke up on the first floor of the monastery, I could immediately feel someone calling to me for help. The usual, I sighed and walked over to this pestilence whom I called "priest", turns out, one of the monastery's ships has been pillaged and ransacked by some foreign pirates, and as I have the most experience in dealing with things like this. They asked ME, Atharid, to deal with them. I sighed in loud annoyance and was about to head back to the monastery basement where I just was, but the priest begged me to teach them a lesson, and said I will be rewarded handsomely in return, reward, eh? Slightly corrupt....
And so, I gathered my crossbow, 45cm blade, and a few... grenades. I made my way outside, everyone praising me silently as I walked out of the monastery and headed to my ship, "Northsouth Parallel" is what I call it. A fairly large metallic warship made out of 3 layers of Titanium (5 cm) 3 layers of Tungsten (4cm) and 1 layer of warm wood. (1cm) and inside, there was still plenty of space. I brung up the anchor and started heading towards the location provided by the priest.
It was a long journey, of several times I had to fend off smaller pirates in which I eventually took care off in less than a minute, primitive technology, once again, if you recall from our previous letters, you gave me the instructions on how to make a makeshift artillery machine in the midst of action. In which in this situation I used to make a fleet of these machines and bombarded them with all the poisoned bottles and expired materials I could find. Soon, the captain raised the white flag and left.
And now I am in mainland China, I looked around the place, lots of occultism going on here, it seems. With my knowledge of religion and occultism I understood (most) if what was going on. Then a few minutes east-northeast I found the pirate rock the priest was talking about. I entered and everyone looked at me sardonically, I laughed and said, "Oh-ho-ho! Is this the circus show?" To piss them off, obviously. They all got their primitive swords and ready to attack me. Calmly, I pulled out my grenade launcher and took out some with ease, that terrified most of them, so they called reinforcements. And to which I responded with pullibg an AK-47 and massacred all of them. Including the captay which I "taught a lesson" in "Re-education." I left to my ship and headed back to Wales to meet some old acquaintances and then headed back to the monastery in Germany. I reported everything and got a reward. (Not telling them about the torture.) A bronze medal.. Pissed inside my mind J acted all nice and headed back to my basement. I plotted something. I went to the head priest of the church and bribed him with 2000 Euros, they left the monastery far away for a while. And when everyone was sleeping at night, I BURNED down the monastery, get out of here. Killing everyone in their sleep.
With Regards and Respect,
Atharid Solomon Sheffeld
Atharid Solomon Sheffeld
TO
Rex Aston Heart
Honoured, Rex Aston Heart.
Very much so, right as I woke up on the first floor of the monastery, I could immediately feel someone calling to me for help. The usual, I sighed and walked over to this pestilence whom I called "priest", turns out, one of the monastery's ships has been pillaged and ransacked by some foreign pirates, and as I have the most experience in dealing with things like this. They asked ME, Atharid, to deal with them. I sighed in loud annoyance and was about to head back to the monastery basement where I just was, but the priest begged me to teach them a lesson, and said I will be rewarded handsomely in return, reward, eh? Slightly corrupt....
And so, I gathered my crossbow, 45cm blade, and a few... grenades. I made my way outside, everyone praising me silently as I walked out of the monastery and headed to my ship, "Northsouth Parallel" is what I call it. A fairly large metallic warship made out of 3 layers of Titanium (5 cm) 3 layers of Tungsten (4cm) and 1 layer of warm wood. (1cm) and inside, there was still plenty of space. I brung up the anchor and started heading towards the location provided by the priest.
It was a long journey, of several times I had to fend off smaller pirates in which I eventually took care off in less than a minute, primitive technology, once again, if you recall from our previous letters, you gave me the instructions on how to make a makeshift artillery machine in the midst of action. In which in this situation I used to make a fleet of these machines and bombarded them with all the poisoned bottles and expired materials I could find. Soon, the captain raised the white flag and left.
And now I am in mainland China, I looked around the place, lots of occultism going on here, it seems. With my knowledge of religion and occultism I understood (most) if what was going on. Then a few minutes east-northeast I found the pirate rock the priest was talking about. I entered and everyone looked at me sardonically, I laughed and said, "Oh-ho-ho! Is this the circus show?" To piss them off, obviously. They all got their primitive swords and ready to attack me. Calmly, I pulled out my grenade launcher and took out some with ease, that terrified most of them, so they called reinforcements. And to which I responded with pullibg an AK-47 and massacred all of them. Including the captay which I "taught a lesson" in "Re-education." I left to my ship and headed back to Wales to meet some old acquaintances and then headed back to the monastery in Germany. I reported everything and got a reward. (Not telling them about the torture.) A bronze medal.. Pissed inside my mind J acted all nice and headed back to my basement. I plotted something. I went to the head priest of the church and bribed him with 2000 Euros, they left the monastery far away for a while. And when everyone was sleeping at night, I BURNED down the monastery, get out of here. Killing everyone in their sleep.
With Regards and Respect,
Atharid Solomon Sheffeld
