Melix
Lord Legendary
Just for fun, my friend and I decided we wanted to spoof teenage literature and use every possible trope. However, since it's Monday and we're brain dead, here's what we have so far:
Holly Banks is the most, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing starlet ever, according to everyone. One day, she gets kidnapped by some creepy stalker guy (because all beautiful, gorgeous, amazing starlets have stalkers! And Prada bags!) who turns out not only to be this uber hot star that every teen girl (ignore the lesbians) wants to date (though, of course, she hates him at first) but also a vampire werewolf hybrid sent by a secret terrorist group to take down the government. Then they fall in love. Then he dies. In a car accident. Or gets brainwashed. And she's pregnant. So she marries her best friend.
If for some strange reason you'd like to suggest a trope to us and/or help us write this (we're starting over Thanksgiving break) please respond below. Thank you for wasting time and energy! Cheers!
Holly Banks is the most, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing starlet ever, according to everyone. One day, she gets kidnapped by some creepy stalker guy (because all beautiful, gorgeous, amazing starlets have stalkers! And Prada bags!) who turns out not only to be this uber hot star that every teen girl (ignore the lesbians) wants to date (though, of course, she hates him at first) but also a vampire werewolf hybrid sent by a secret terrorist group to take down the government. Then they fall in love. Then he dies. In a car accident. Or gets brainwashed. And she's pregnant. So she marries her best friend.
If for some strange reason you'd like to suggest a trope to us and/or help us write this (we're starting over Thanksgiving break) please respond below. Thank you for wasting time and energy! Cheers!
